SHIELD New York Branch.
Deadpool dragged the alloy chain, muttering non-stop.
"Hmph, for the sake of noble art, what’s wrong with Captain America sacrificing a little bit of his looks… Tony, you must be jealous of my talent. Only Mr. Wade, who is so smart, can come up with such a great money-making idea."
"…"
Tony rolled his eyes and didn’t want to talk.
Selling Captain America’s art photos of going to the sea?
Such an outrageous idea is indeed unthinkable for normal people.
"Boring!"
Seeing that Tony ignored him, Deadpool pouted and pulled the alloy chain in his hand.
At the other end of the chain, Rogers had a blank expression and cold eyes, "Deadpool, you’d better not go too far."
"A captive dares to be so arrogant?!!"
Deadpool put his hands on his hips and glared, and took out his phone from his crotch again, "Believe it or not, I will make you famous all over the Internet today!"
o(ヘo）
Rogers’ mouth twitched, closed his eyes and said nothing, letting Deadpool pull him away.
The group walked through the long metal corridor and came to the innermost office.
Bang!
Tony was not polite at all, and he didn’t even knock on the door, but pushed it open first and walked in.
Deadpool followed suit, he closed the door again, then arrogantly kicked it open, and swaggered Rogers into the office.
(*.)
In the office, Nick Fury’s eyes twitched slightly, but he didn’t say anything, just nodded lightly and said: "Tony, thank you for your help this time."
"Don’t think too much, I just do it for Coulson’s sake."
Tony crossed his arms and raised his head slightly.
"Tony, your expression now is exactly the same as my girlfriend’s when she’s acting coquettish." Deadpool whispered to the side.
"Asshole, shut up!"
Tony’s face suddenly turned black, and he turned back and glared fiercely.
"Why don’t people like to hear the truth?"
Deadpool shook his head and sighed, sat on the sofa in the office as if no one was around, and took out a bottle of high-end red wine from the wine cabinet.
"Wade, please pay attention to your behavior!"
Nick Fury finally couldn’t help it this time.
"What’s wrong?"
Looking at Nick Fury’s stern face, Deadpool looked surprised, pulled out the cork skillfully, and poured the wine into his mouth.
"……"
Nick Fury’s breathing suddenly became heavier.
Puff!
Seeing this scene, Rogers, who had been expressionless, couldn’t help but laughed mockingly, and the louder he laughed.
"Rogers!"
Nick Fury’s face was calm again. He narrowed his eyes and stared at the evil captain with his only one eye, and said in a deep tone:
"Where is the other half of the tiger talisman? What can I do to restore all this?"
"Why should I tell you? You black salted fish and egg head!"
Rogers looked disdainful.
(皿）
Nick Fury’s dark face suddenly became darker.
After a long silence, he spoke again in a cold voice: "Rogers, I hope you can understand that SHIELD has many cruel interrogation methods. I don’t want to use them, but it doesn’t mean I can’t use them."
"Heh, threatening me?"
Rogers sneered disdainfully, "You can try it. If I scream in pain, I’m not Steve Rogers."
Hearing this, Nick Fury fell silent and pressed a button at the bottom of the desk.
Click!
After a moment.
The door of the office was opened again.
Natasha walked in with the incarnation of goodness with a weak face.
"Director! ” (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
After Natasha came in, she nodded and greeted him, then turned around quickly and glared at Rogers with cold eyes.
“Wow, there is a story at first glance!”
Deadpool, who was lying on the sofa, stood up suddenly, with an excited smile on his face.
“Wade Wilson, you better shut your stinky mouth!”
Natasha pulled out a small lady’s pistol from the outside of her thigh and pointed it at Deadpool’s lower body.
“Okay, no problem!”
Deadpool didn’t want to leave a psychological shadow on men, so he immediately became honest, pulled his hand around his mouth, and signaled to Natasha that he was mute now.
“Humph.”
Natasha, who had dealt with Deadpool, snorted coldly and pointed the gun at Rogers, “If I hadn’t killed you, the other Captain America would have died, and I must avenge Coulson now. "
"Maybe you should change your weapon."
Rogers shrugged nonchalantly, "Even if I’m tied up now, this broken pistol can’t kill me."
"……"
Natasha’s mouth twitched slightly, she put down the pistol, and shook her head slightly at Nick Fury.
Nick Fury sighed, turned around and looked at the uneasy incarnation of goodness, "Captain, do you have anything to say?"
"Me?"
The incarnation of goodness, or Steve, pointed at himself hesitantly.
"’Yes!"
Nick Fury nodded helplessly.
"I…I don’t have anything to say."
Steve sighed, "It’s all because of me that Coulson was killed, and so many innocent people were killed. ”
“Chief Fury, if you really can’t do it, just kill this violent maniac. I’d rather die with him than see more people killed… woo woo.”
At the end, Steve choked up and shed tears sadly.
Nick Fury: “…”
Tony: “…”
Natasha: “…”
“Crybaby! You are still so cowardly and incompetent!!"
Rogers’ face was full of disgust, and he looked down upon his other self’s shameful behavior.
"Violent maniac! It’s all because of you that so many innocent people died."
Steve sniffed sadly.
"Wait a minute, I’ll fight you."
After three minutes of silence, Deadpool finally couldn’t help it (mama Zhao). He jumped up, touching his chin, and asked curiously:
"If you want to find the other half of the tiger charm, why don’t you ask Constantine to borrow a compass?"
"Although his compass is a little broken, it works well… I found all the private money hidden in the stinky socks under the bed."
"Huh?"
A word awakened the dreamer.
Nick Fury’s eyes flickered slightly, and he squinted and ordered: "Natasha, go and invite Constantine over."
"Why do you want me to go again? "
Natasha complained reluctantly.
"Because Constantine is lustful and you are beautiful." Nick Fury’s answer was concise and clear.
"Black-boiled egg, I didn’t expect that you are blind in one eye, but you have a good eye for people."
Deadpool nodded in agreement and criticized: "Constantine is a 1sp, unlike me, who is a good man who is loyal to his girlfriend."
"Hehe." ×4.
