It’s embarrassing to say.
As a high school sophomore in the United States, Spider-Man is still single, and the closest contact he has with girls is limited to holding hands.
So, when he was ridden by a beautiful and charming blonde sister, he couldn’t help but get a little excited.
"Haha–"
Seeing Peter looking like a shy little boy, Deadpool almost laughed like crazy. He covered his stomach and laughed so hard that he couldn’t breathe, saying: "Hiso, I suddenly think your poison is quite interesting now."
"Haha–"
As he said that, Deadpool rolled on the ground happily, and rolled to the feet of [Hiso].
Bang!
[Hiso] kicked the idiot away.
"Bah, I almost succeeded in the sneak attack."
Deadpool took out a Desert Eagle from his chest and got up from the ground as if nothing had happened.
(⊙?⊙)
Spider-Man was stunned and thought this beautiful big sister had a personality!
"Wade, I spared your life last time, but that doesn’t mean… I will let you go this time."
Hisoko was not led astray by Deadpool’s sand sculpture style, and still maintained his capricious perverted personality.
"Hehe, who will let who go, it’s not certain… If you don’t solve my physiological problem today, I will blame you."
Deadpool threw away the Desert Eagle in his hand and pulled out the double knives behind him.
"Just you?"
[Hisoko] tilted his head.
"I can call for help."
Deadpool pressed the button of his space belt and came to Captain America and others, slashing wildly with a knife.
While cutting their tight uniforms into pieces, he also cut off the invisible threads that entangled them.
"Nice figure, although not as good as Mr. Wade."
Blowing a whistle, Deadpool finished his work and snapped his fingers.
Boom!
The next moment, the Captain America Museum was violently demolished.
The walls on all four sides were blown down by shells, and the tanks that fired those shells were turning their main guns and aiming them at Hisoka.
Around the tanks, the fully armed SHIELD agents looked cold and solemn, and raised their dense guns.
"Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"
Deadpool was proud with his hands on his waist.
"Hehe… is that all?"
[Hisoka] crossed his arms and remained unmoved.
He glanced around calmly.
His body suddenly disappeared.
When he reappeared, he had already pierced Captain America’s chest with his palm.
[Wow value from Steve Rogers +1027]
[Wow value from Wade W. Wilson +798]
[Wow value from Peter Parker +1749]
[Wow value from Agents of SHIELD +3]
"Captain!"
Seeing the AmericanWhen Captain America was pierced through the chest, Spider-Man was the most excited. He raised his hand and spit out spider silk, ready to rush over to save people.
"Little brat, don’t go and die."
Deadpool grabbed him and pouted: "It’s just a statue anyway, why are you so excited?"
"No, the captain is not a statue!"
Peter’s eyes were red, and he shook off Deadpool’s hand and rushed forward spitting spider silk.
Sisso didn’t stop him, but chuckled and took the initiative to throw Captain America, who had lost the talisman, to him.
"Captain!!"
Peter hugged Captain America’s rapidly petrified body tightly, and his voice choked.
"It’s okay, boy."
Captain America smiled gently and wanted to raise his arm to comfort Peter. (To read the violent novel, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
But his body was rapidly petrified, and he couldn’t even do this simple action.
"What a pity."
Looking at the blue sky, Captain America sighed slightly, turned his head with difficulty, and nodded gently to Steve with a complicated expression.
"Although I shouldn’t say this, Steve, please say sorry to Peggy for me."
After that.
Captain America was completely petrified and turned into a statue without any breath of life again.
"Captain!!!"
Peter cried out with a crying voice.
But the cold stone statue that lost its life would not answer, but still maintained the smiling expression before petrification.
"Damn… Mr. Wade is actually a little sad."
Deadpool narrowed his eyes, suddenly pressed the space belt on his waist, and his figure flashed next to Hisoka.
"Wade, I can’t give it to you."
Hisoka turned his palm to put away the rat charm, raised his leg and kicked sideways, kicking Deadpool who wanted to grab the rat charm away.
"Bah!"
Deadpool got up as if nothing had happened, and said with a sneer: "Hisso, your mother must not have taught you manners. If you damage public property, you will be kicked by Uncle Wade."
As he said that, Deadpool flashed again, pulled out a knife from his back, and slashed wildly with the knife.
"Hehe, it seems that you will not give up unless I teach you a lesson."
[Hisso] took out a water gun that looked like a child’s toy from his arms.
"Tsk, I stopped playing with water guns when I was three years old, and changed to playing with real guns."
Deadpool raised his middle finger in contempt and took out a Desert Eagle from his crotch.
Bang! ×2
The two guns fired at the same time.
Hisso was unharmed, and so was Deadpool.
"Haha, it’s really a water gun."
Deadpool looked contemptuous and prepared to ridicule him.
But as soon as he raised his hand, he found that his movements suddenly slowed down countless times, even slower than a snail.
"Snail slowing fluid, the movements of those who are infected will become as slow as a snail."
With a wicked smile on his face, Hisoka slowly walked to Deadpool.
"Wade, sometimes I am curious, is your immortalityIs it really that strong? Why don’t we try it out?"
"Hey, don’t mess around (King No)."
Deadpool panicked a little.
Although his immortality has never gone wrong, there are so many weird things in this freak, and one of them might kill him.
"Don’t worry, our experiment is very simple."
Hiso waved his hand, signaling the newly summoned black shadow ninja to block Steve and Spider-Man who wanted to come to rescue for a moment.
And he himself.
He smiled and took out a small glass bottle of white salt from his pocket.
"Wade, have you heard that snails turn into water when they are sprinkled with salt? ”
(⊙x⊙）
Deadpool was panicking, blinking innocently and said: "Hiso, as the saying goes, women and children are innocent in war. I am now a beautiful lady, and I ask for a pardon…"
"The request is invalid! !"
Hiso raised the corner of his mouth and sprinkled a pinch of salt on it..
