Deadpool is a talkative and annoying person, but he is still alive and kicking because he has a strong regenerative ability.
Even if he is beheaded, dismembered, or his spine and other important organs are damaged, Deadpool can heal himself quickly and give his enemy a middle finger.
So, being beaten into a piece of rotten meat by the cultists is nothing to him.
On the contrary, he was heartbroken when he heard that his little money was about to fly away. He didn’t care about pretending to be dead and stood up from the ground.
"Ms. Xuma, give me a minute."
After shouting back, Deadpool pulled out the two Desert Eagles from his waist and smiled at the stunned cultists, "You bastards, it’s Mr. Wade’s party time next."
Bang bang bang————
While speaking, he jumped into the air, spinning coquettishly in the air while pulling the trigger quickly.
When he landed, the bodies of the cultists fell to the ground, leaving only a black-robed man who looked like the cult leader.
"I give myself full marks for this operation!"
Putting the muzzle of the still smoking Desert Eagle under his nostrils and taking a deep breath, Deadpool sighed in ecstasy, turned his head and waved at the stunned white woman, "Hey, Ms. Xuma, are you satisfied with my service this time? Do you think it’s too fast?"
"Mr. Wade, be careful!"
The white woman covered her mouth and looked at Deadpool’s back in horror.
"I know, there’s a little baby."
Deadpool shrugged nonchalantly, and without even turning his head, he fired a shot at his back.
But this time, he missed.
The cult leader was surrounded by black air, and his body became three times larger than before.
"Oh… man, your muscles are so sexy."
Looking at the cult leader with burning eyes and dark brown skin in front of him, Deadpool blinked, and decisively pulled out the carbon sodium steel double knives behind him and stabbed forward.
"Roar—"
The cult leader was stabbed to the bone, but he didn’t care. Instead, he waved his ferocious claws and slapped Deadpool away.
Snap!
Deadpool’s body turned into a perfect parabola and landed right at Constantine’s feet.
Because he landed on his head, his neck broke with a snap and twisted from the front to the back.
However, this is just a small matter.
Reaching out to straighten his head, Deadpool climbed up as if nothing had happened, twisting his neck and complaining: "How long has this guy not showered? His paws stink more than the smelly socks I’ve hidden under the bed for two years."
"If you don’t believe me, smell it."
While saying this, Deadpool leaned his face towards Constantine.
"Idiot, this is the sulfur smell of hell."
[Constantine] pushed him away with disgust.
"Oh… Isn’t this guy a demon?"
Deadpool hid behind Constantine with a scared face, "Hell Detective, this kind of professional matchThe enemy is handed over to you."
"If I take action, the $10,000 commission will be mine."
[Constantine] held the cigarette and blew out a white smoke ring.
"That’s fine."
Deadpool clenched his fist and said to the white woman with a serious face: "Ms. Xuma, do you want a steamed devil or a braised devil?"
"Uh…"
The white woman hesitated for a while and whispered: "Mr. Wade, if you can’t do it, let Mr. Constantine do it."
凸OωO凸
"Damn little white face!"
Deadpool spat at Constantine and rushed up without saying a word.
Wow!
Ka!
Snap!
After a series of fancy operations, Deadpool flew back again.
"This is not fair! ”
Stuffing the intestines that had flowed all over the floor back, Deadpool said angrily: "This guy seems to be immune to physical damage. This is a shameless cheating behavior. I strongly recommend that the account be blocked."
No one paid any attention to him.
Deadpool was not embarrassed at all. He got up from the ground as if nothing had happened and said with a lick on his face: "Hey Constantine, your dear friend needs a little help from you. How do you exorcists deal with demons?"
"Holy water, cross, spell."
[Constantine] rolled up his sleeves, revealing the holy cross tattoo on his arm, and squinted his eyes and said: "For example, this way. "
The voice had just fallen.
The cult leader who rushed up with a roar was knocked away by the invisible holy power, and terrifying black smoke came out of his body.
[Wade Wilson’s exclamation point +1024]
[Natasha’s exclamation point +1126]
[Coulson’s exclamation point +997]
……
"Oh, so that’s it! !"
Looking at the demon lying on the ground and howling in pain, Deadpool nodded in sudden realization and began to pull at his tights.
"What are you doing?"
Constantine’s eyes twitched.
"I’m sorry, I also have a cross tattoo on my butt. "
Deadpool smiled shyly.
(￣ェ￣;)
Constantine had a dark face and kicked the idiot on the butt.
When Deadpool’s body flew into the air and flew towards the cult leader who was going crazy again, Constantine took out a bottle of aged holy water from his arms and threw it out.
"Next, use this to deal with it."
"Got it!"
Deadpool took the holy water happily and drank it in one gulp.
Pah!
As soon as he finished drinking, he fell on the cult leader, and the two looked at each other affectionately.
"Roar! ! ”
The demon incarnated by the cult leader roared angrily, waving his ferocious claws to crush the small insects on his body.
At this time.
With a puff, Deadpool sprayed out all the holy water in his mouth.
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