Chapter 300 Theresa: I’m here to kill you online, Su Mu!
Su Mu sneezed loudly, touched his nose, and wondered who was saying bad things about him behind his back again.
He looked at the phone in his hand. After Theresa sent him a picture with a ticket, she also sent him an emoticon package of Alysia’s smile JPG.
So she’s here to kill him online?
[Su Mu: I’ve agreed in advance, I surrender. ]
[Theresa:? ]
[Theresa: Do you know you’re wrong now? ]
[Su Mu: Hush, can we reconcile? ]
[Theresa: Are you kidding me at this moment? ]
Seeing the other party’s firm attitude, Su Mu covered his face and sighed.
If you get into trouble in the future, remember not to tell anyone about your master. Su Mu thought of this sentence for no reason.
Hasn’t he taken on too much responsibility for Dawei and Shaoji? The key is that no one will believe you if you tell anyone!
Su Mu has become the combination of Dawei and Shaoji in this world, and the combination of all the evil in this world.
But fortunately, Theresa is not here to kill Su Mu alone.
Feicanghai City is just a commercial performance, and it is to perform with the “Vodka Girl” who is in the limelight recently.
As for who the Vodka Girl is… Su Mu knows the name without saying it.
Before, Rosalia and Lilia were idol trainees, but they did not debut for a long time due to various reasons. But since the launch of the Erguotou Girls duo in Honkai Impact 3, the popularity of the two has been rising all the way. They passed the assessment directly and officially debuted as the Vodka Girls idol duo.
Of course… they debuted, but the life of an idol is not easy. Rosalia and Lilia are not the best in singing and dancing. The only powerful weapons are probably cuteness and crosstalk…
But Su Mu thinks that these two weapons are enough. After all, traffic is king these days. As long as there is traffic, any cat, dog, or sow can go to the sky.
As long as you have a little foundation, and manage your own online account and personality well, it will be hard not to become popular.
[Su Mu: Oh, so you will also participate in the performance of the Vodka Girls? ]
[Theresa: Yes, do you want to come and see? ]
[Su Mu: Can I work? ]
[Theresa: What do you think? 】
[Theresa: Alicia smiley Jpg]
[Su Mu: Okay, I’ll come. 】
Su Mu sighed. He had no doubt that if he didn’t go, Theresa would definitely kill him alone online.
[Theresa: Susanna will also go with us. It should be convenient for you, right? 】
[Su Mu: Is there anything convenient or inconvenient? 】
[Theresa: Haha, who knows where you are in Canghai City?I have a new lover. 】
[Su Mu: Don’t slander me. I just want to play games. 】
[Theresa: You, do you only think about games? 】
After bickering with Theresa for a while, Su Mu thought that the crisis of being killed alone should be resolved to some extent. After all, Theresa came to Tianqiong City for work, and it was absolutely impossible for her to take revenge…
Right, right?
——
Su Mu glanced at the time on his phone.
The night in July was hotter than expected. Even at this time, the airport in Canghai City was still crowded. After all, as a modern metropolis, Canghai City has always been a well-known existence in Shenzhou.
The entertainment industry here is also much more prosperous than other cities. It is also the economic center of Shenzhou… The neon lights are full of wine and the paper and gold are drunk, which are staged all the time in this metropolis.
“Boss Su Mu, are you serious? Can we really meet Principal Theresa?”
Songque chattered non-stop in the back seat, and Su Mu thought she should just change her name to Sparrow.
Since Su Mu didn’t have a car in Canghai City, he asked Songque to borrow her car. When he heard that they were going to pick up the famous magical girl Teriri, Songque also became interested and followed without saying a word.
“Let me tell you, when I was in school, the name of the school principal was very famous! Rumor has it that the lovely magical girl Teriri was also an ordinary student at St. Freya Academy 20 years ago! But one day, St. Freya Academy was facing the crisis of being closed down. In order to save St. Freya, which was about to be closed down, the school principal at that time stepped forward and became an idol…”
Listening to Songque’s narration of the familiar plot with a strong sense of déjà vu, Su Mu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Are you sure this is a rumor? Not an anime plot from an island country?
“You admire Theresa?”
“As the saying goes, a wise man is a teacher… ahem, what I mean is that the fact that the school principal can do this for the school is enough to show that he is a kind, sincere, kind-hearted, and good person with a good heart!”
“That’s not wrong…”
“Hmm? But I’m very curious, how did Mr. Su Mu know the school principal?”
“Well… I can only say that it’s another bad fate.”
Su Mu laughed. He couldn’t say that the first time he met Theresa was because Theresa wanted to match him up with Kiana, and then called them over, said a lot of incomprehensible words, and almost caused him to be squeezed dry by the jealous Xier after returning?
“Well, it’s not surprising. After all, Su Mu is a magical person. It’s normal for him to have a special relationship with the school principal!”
Song Que nodded repeatedly, and his words were full of praise for Su Mu.
It must be said that Song Que’s emotional value provides a set ofAlthough Su Mu doesn’t like being flattered… but is there anyone in the world who doesn’t like being flattered? As the saying goes, don’t hit a smiling person, let alone a beautiful girl who praises you every day.
In terms of emotional value, it is indeed full.
But to be honest, Su Mu’s ability is indeed excellent, and the most important point is.
The welfare system of Songque Studio is synchronized with Mihoyo headquarters.
In other words…
Those relatively basic five insurances and one housing fund are naturally fully equipped. And Su Mu proposed that benefits should be visible. Just drawing cakes and fooling around may have an effect in the first few times, but after everyone knows what kind of urine is, no one will eat the cakes drawn.
In short, food, computers for normal work, and even tables and chairs at workstations are all visible and tangible to employees, and they are also things they have to touch every day.
In the final analysis, the quality of welfare does not entirely depend on the level of salary. Some jobs have very high salaries, but not only will they be scolded by their bosses every day, they will also have to stay up late and work overtime. When employees get this kind of salary, they will only think that it is what they deserve for their miserable lives and humiliation. It is not a reward at all, but a kind of compensation.
This is why salary cuts become a point of conflict for employees. They have worked so hard for you for so long, and have paid their youth and sweat, but in the end, you just say that you want to cut your salary because of poor performance.
Originally, they might have been able to endure it because the salary was not bad, but now that the salary has been reduced, what can they endure?
It is precisely because of this kind of disgusting things that Su Mu has experienced that he knows more clearly how disgusting the workplace is. Fortunately, although he couldn’t change the cannibalistic environment in his previous life, at least he can hold an umbrella for people in this life.
Bosses always make big promises, saying that they want employees to treat the company as their home, but how can a home always be dead and dull? Colleagues are always on guard against each other, and the relationship between leaders and subordinates is as strict as that between the emperor and the people? Is this work or court? Is this a modern society or a feudal society?
Therefore, when discussing welfare, Su Mu made “making employees feel as happy as at home” the first goal.
Fortunately, with Kiana’s “beautiful example”, Su Mu was able to simply summarize and plan, saving time and effort to move the welfare system over, so that Songque Studio could be completely renewed in a short period of time.
Now, all the members of the studio are extremely happy. When they see Su Mu, they all shout “Long live Director Su”, which makes Su Mu think that he has traveled back to ancient times. The next moment, a fox will shout “Great Chu Xing, King Su Mu”, and then a white cloth will turn out of the belly of a fish, and a white snake will block the road on the road, and finally someone will inexplicably put an extra piece of clothing on his body…
Not long after.
Two familiar figures quicklyAppeared at the gate.
It was Theresa and Susanna.
“Yo.”
Su Mu got out of the car, leaned against the window, and greeted Theresa.
“Yo, you big-headed ghost, you can’t even help the lady carry the luggage?”
Theresa glanced at him unhappily, and pushed the suitcase in her hand to Su Mu.
Su Mu grabbed the handle of the suitcase, looked at Theresa in front of him with some doubt, and then questioned: “Lady? Where? I didn’t see it?”
“Go to hell!”
Theresa’s little fist hit Su Mu’s shoulder. Although it looked fierce, she didn’t use much force at all.
“Okay, okay, get in the car first, the great magical girl Ms. Teriri~”
Su Mu opened the trunk, helped Theresa and Susanna put the luggage in, and didn’t forget to tease Theresa.
Theresa thought about the embarrassing incident in the live broadcast room again. Her face turned red. She rushed to Su Mu’s back and punched Su Mu’s back.
“You like to expose my dark history, right? You like to laugh at me, right? You like to make me embarrassed in front of so many people, right?”
“Kill you, you big bad guy! Today I will get rid of the evil for the people and make the world bright and clear!”
Theresa’s little fists fell on Su Mu’s back like raindrops. Su Mu raised his hands and said he couldn’t stand it: “Great Ms. Teriri, as a public figure, you actually attacked a good man in broad daylight on the street. Isn’t it bad for your reputation if this gets out?”
“You even slept with a good man? You are the evil of this world! Look, I will get rid of the evil for the people today and take you, the monster!”
Susanna on the side looked at Theresa and Su Mu flirting, and at this moment she was confused.
Her eyes met with Songque, who was also watching the show.
Although the two had just met for the first time, they both had the same confusion in their eyes.
“Hello, I’m Songque, and everyone around me calls me Little Bird!”
“I’m Susanna, and I’m the assistant of Lady Theresa…”
After a few simple greetings, Songque came to Susanna’s side. Whispering.
“Is this really the school principal? I feel like it’s so different from what we imagined…”
“You mean Lady Theresa? Well, she’s not like this when she’s at the company…”
“Could it be that the rumors are true? Did Master Sumu really confess to the school principal using “The Day You and the Stars Disappeared”? But isn’t it forbidden for idols to fall in love? Generally, if there’s such a plot in a comic, the idol will probably be killed by fans the next day, right?”
“Then, what kind of comic plot is that… But if it’s Master Sumu, there’s no need to worry, he’ll definitely protect Lady Theresa!”
“Huh?”
Songque widened his eyes and looked at Susanna beside him.
There was no impurity in the girl’s eyes when she looked at Su Mu, only deep admiration.
Wan, Wan La!
Song Que couldn’t help but feel a bolt from the blue and took a step back!
This child, is this child a loyal fan of Su Mu?
Her pure, undisguised admiration was as dazzling as the bright crystal! In front of her, I was like a candle compared to the bright moon, there was no comparison at all!
Is it difficult, could it be that my title as Su Mu’s number one licker is going to be lost?
Song Que, for the first time, felt that his status was severely challenged! !
Su Mu looked back at Song Que, who was struggling with his mind. His stern face seemed to be thinking about the origin of the Big Bang, which made him slowly type a question mark.
Forget it, let’s not delve into it. I always feel that Song Que is thinking about something boring.
——
The meeting time with Rosalia and Lilia is the afternoon of the next day. At that time, in order to pave the way for the first collaborative performance of Vodka Girl and Magical Girl Teriri, a warm-up event will be held in Theresa’s live broadcast room.
As for what the warm-up event is about, it is of course to play a game of Honkai Impact 3rd!
Coincidentally, Honkai Impact 3rd has also updated the latest event plot – the summer event “Twins: Invasion of the Abyss Paradise”.
“Another journey of the new star idol Vodka Girl to another world has unexpectedly led to countless worlds on the verge of destruction. In order to protect the peace and tranquility of the Quantum Sea, our protagonist – Dr. Tesla, will embark on a journey again…”
This time, the event plot will feature a “beautiful girl” with red hair and twin ponytails as the protagonist, and she will experience a thrilling adventure with Erguotou Girl.
In this event plot, Rosaria and Lilia’s summer costumes will be kindly introduced, and they will also be used as props that can be exchanged for tokens in this summer event.
When the captains saw that Honkai Impact 3rd was giving away character skins again, they were all very excited.
Of course, Su Mu will not appear in this live broadcast…
After all, he will not be present in every live broadcast. Although this summer event is very interesting, for Su Mu, not being able to see the players being stabbed to death and struggling in hell is more painful than killing him.
Hey!
If it is not to raise the threshold of you players, so that you will be numb to being stabbed and can’t make any interesting reactions, why would he go to so much trouble to write some funny plots to ease the atmosphere every time?
When Su Mu thought that Dawei and Shaoji in his previous life might have been holding such an idea to beat the players to death, he couldn’t help but curse in his heart, what a living newborn!
Ah!
Su Mu sighed.
You guys should take advantage of this event to have a good laugh.
In the next version, DelThe story of the tower is brought out, guhehe!
Then it will be his turn to laugh!
…What? Someone said that he, Su Mu, is also a freshman?
Su Mu would like to clarify that this is not a rumor, he wants to be the world’s number one freshman!
Do you think these words are slander against Su Mu? No, they are definitely medals of honor!
For such a crazy Su Mu, everyone in Mihoyo couldn’t help but sigh.
——”This person is really hopeless.” Bronya commented.
——”Brother Su Mu is like this.” Seele commented.
——”Su Mu, I fuck you!” This is the true feeling from Xiaozhi.
——”Is it possible, let’s say is it possible, that Brother Su Mu awakens the system that will become stronger if he is insulted, and as long as he is constantly insulted by players, he will be invincible?” This is the evaluation of Paduo, who is reading online novels recently.
