"Hmm? What’s up with this little man who looks exactly like Cang Xuan?"
When Xiao Shi saw Cang Xiao Xuan in the game, she immediately asked a question. You know, she doesn’t like these two sisters on weekdays. One is a pure money-grubber, and the other once offended Xiao Shi because she "ridiculed" her mediocre figure.
Now seeing a little man who looks exactly like Cang Xuan appear next to her favorite antique, Xiao Shi’s face turned black!
However, soon an entry about the Cang Xuan Book appeared on the interface.
[The Cang Xuan Book, an armed doll, combines a programmed soul steel mimic core with weapons to generate an automatic combat robot. The technology originated from Dr. EINSTEIN, and was made by Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu to take care of Fu Hua’s daily life. 】
[The Cang Xuan Book is equipped with a collapse detector, GPS, firepower system, and software such as "King of Jokes" and "Story Collection". It is a non-combat armed doll created by Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu in order to have someone accompany Fu Hua after their death so that she can maintain a warm and kind heart. 】
"Oh, it turns out that it is an armed doll created by the two of them. I thought… it must be related to Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu."
Xiao Shi looked like "as expected", but his expression was obviously much better than before.
"Hmph, Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu are quite conscientious. They know that the old antique is lonely and lonely, and they also created such a little thing to accompany her…"
Although the plot of this event is Fu Hua’s "story", for the audience in the live broadcast room who already knew that Fu Hua was the immortal who protected Shenzhou, they subconsciously felt that this might not be just a "story".
Perhaps this story also contains the true story of Fu Hua during her immortal period.
Since it is a story, it is inevitable that there will be some artistic processing in it…. After seeing the characters that appear one after another, everyone was unable to determine for a while whether this was Fu Hua’s personal experience or just a story.
[Bored Xiao Xuan looked at the wooden head meditating on the spot and couldn’t help but complain. Obviously, her voice sounded very queen, but her small arms and legs and funny personality were completely inconsistent with her voice. This is probably the so-called contrast? ]
[When talking about going down the mountain to find delicious food, Xiao Xuan heard from the immortal that the Nian beast that was supposed to come and cause trouble every year was actually driven away seven days ago, which made Xiao Xuan directly worried. According to history, the New Year of the common people should start with the immortals driving away the Nian beast. The immortals drove away the Nian beast in advance, and Xiao Xuan had been waiting for a year for the temple fair, but now it was all ruined! 】
[Although the immortal seemed to be indifferent to Xiao Xuan’s appetite, she had to become cautious when it came to the calendar of the common people. 】
Xiao Xuan, who has a lively and interesting personality, is serious and old-fashioned.The immortal who lives in hiding… This classic combination is really never boring. Before long, the audience in the live broadcast room was attracted by the conversation between the two.
In order to find a way to save the calendar, the immortal came to Taoyuan Village at the foot of the mountain under the instigation of Xiao Xuan. Xiao Xuan went shopping here and felt the beauty of life in the world, while the immortal found the precursor of the invasion of monsters tonight.
After learning this, Xiao Xuan spread out the scroll he carried with him and directly took out a row of weapons that were completely inconsistent with the times.
[“When I was cleaning up the day before, I found some antiques in the wooden box under your bed. I put them away because they were still useful.”]
[“MHIII light machine gun, G666 shotgun, HKII laser launcher…FFF flamethrower, ah, this one won’t work, it’s out of warranty.”]
[“Anyway, no matter which one, it’s much less destructive than your bare hands.”]
Xiao Xuan was serious. If the immortal was allowed to fight here, she would probably have to find a pawnshop to sell Xiao Xuan to get enough money to repair the village destroyed by the immortal.
I thought Xiao Xuan took out these weapons to help the immortal, but her words really made Xiao Zhi laugh out loud.
"I am dying of laughter, old antique! They are much less destructive than your bare hands! I thought the times had changed, but I didn’t expect them to change back again hahaha! So these weapons are not meant to help you fight monsters, but to restrict you from causing damage!"
[Is the destructive power of the immortal so strong? ]
[What? Want to sell Xiao Xuan? I’ll buy it! ]
[I came here first! First come first served, understand? ]
Xiao Xuan’s teasing words made netizens rush to buy it. After all, who doesn’t want a cute and interesting armed doll that can pull out a few high-tech weapons from the scrolls he carries with him? This is really cool!
And to be honest, the background of this story is adapted from Fu Hua’s personal experience, right? These weapons are left behind by the previous civilization and have been kept in the immortal’s room, right?
But when they imagined the immortal holding six pure and poor axis bullets, turning 3,600 times in one breath, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed even louder.
This sense of disharmony is simply explosive!
After this plot ended, Xiao Shi officially entered the game level. She found that the immortal in the plot had become a very cute little man, holding a gun and being able to shoot… Play the game in a 3D top-down shooting mode, severely punishing these invading Honkai beasts.
It must be said that these 3D little men are indeed very delicate. Seeing that the old antiques actually have such a cute side, Xiao Shi showed a surprised expression.
"Oh my god, old antique, Su Mu is too good to you, right? This 3D model is so cute, I am jealous!"
When I thought that Su Mu agreed to join Honkai, IIn the game of Bad 3rd, Xiao Shi couldn’t help but feel itchy inside. When will it be his turn to play? He can’t wait any longer, okay? !
After destroying the invading Honkai beasts, Xianren and Xiao Xuan actually met the Vodka Erguotou girls, Rosalia and Lilia.
Xiao Shi scratched his head. These two characters had just appeared in the main storyline of this version, and their ages and time obviously didn’t match…. In this way, it seems that this is really an event story that has nothing to do with the main storyline?
Who cares! Anyway, it’s fun!
Both Rosalia and Lilia live in "Falling Cherry Pavilion", and the owner of "Falling Cherry Pavilion" is actually a pink-haired woman with fox ears and cheongsam…
Isn’t this Yaezakura?
While the few people were talking, a figure slowly walked out from behind the counter of Falling Cherry Pavilion.
That was… Seele.
Xier is wearing a cheongsam, which is mainly white with blue and purple as embellishments. Different from the cute style in the past, this time the color gives people a temperament more like an ancient beauty, like a graceful and innocent girl, exuding elegance and dignity.
The slit on the chest reveals a touch of flesh-colored sexiness, and the cheongsam, which is so tight that even the navel mark can be seen, binds the thin waist into a very beautiful curve.
The entire exposed shoulder and back are snow-white and tender….
Under the modification of the cheongsam, Xier’s figure looks even taller, and people can’t take their eyes off it.
[awsl! ]
[Xier and Yaezakura’s cheongsam are too beautiful, right? Su Mu, the old thief, will release skins, just tell me directly, how much is it, I will pay first! 】
In the following, when Xier’s personality switches, the cheongsam on her body will even turn red and black, and her whole temperament will change directly, full of temptation, beauty and danger!
Unlike the purple flowers of Bai Xier, the flowers surrounding Hei Xier are bright red red spider lilies, also known as Lycoris radiata!
I have to say that this outfit is really suitable for Hei Xier’s personality design!
[Fuck, Hei Xier is too cool! I can’t take it anymore, I want to be Hei Xier’s dog! 】
[Hey, hey, hey, that’s too much! You have been Mei’s dog, the dog of the Herrscher of the Sky, and now you want to steal Xier’s dog, right! 】
I have to say that in the field of clothing design, MiHoYo in the previous life really gave players a firm grasp. Many leopard-headed Lin Chongs would rather not pay for the monthly membership card, but would like to buy a beautiful skin for their favorite character, and then they would break their vows directly…
In the game, Ying invited the immortal and Xiao Xuan to stay here to thank them, but she didn’t expect to meet a little white-haired Lolita wearing a cheongsam and a bun…
"Puff! Isn’t this my period?!"
Looking at the little girl with a bun who suddenly appeared, Kiana in front of the screen couldn’t help laughing out loud.
"Hahahaha!!Auntie is so old, but she still dresses like a boy! It’s so funny! The cheongsam should be slim-fitting, but on this body type, it really has no effect at all! ”
Looking at Kiana laughing beside him, Su Mu was also a little helpless.
Hey, aren’t you afraid of being crushed by Judas if you talk about Theresa behind her back?
Theresa suddenly appeared in front of Xiaoxuan and Xianren to ask them to rescue her sister who was captured by Bailong.
And Theresa told them that if she was gone, her woodcutter grandfather would have no one to take care of him.
[Pfft, so the bishop in this event plot is a woodcutter?]
[What’s wrong with the woodcutter? Do you know the story of the woodcutter and the gold and silver axes?]
[If Otto encountered such a thing, he would probably cheat both axes.]
[Really, this is the episode that best fits the character, right?]
Game progress At this point, the audience in the live broadcast room finally put their minds at ease, realizing that this was a fantastic activity plot, and it was very humorous along the way, plus the 3D big-headed little man shooting way of breaking through the level… It seems that the old thief really didn’t poison this time, and finally became a human being.
This also made the atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly become joyful.
After agreeing to Theresa’s request, Xiaoxuan and the immortal came to the shortcut to Bailong River the next day, where they met Theresa, and the Erguotou girl also followed and said she would help everyone.
When asked what kind of person the sister who was taken away was, Theresa said this.
["Well, my sister, she is gentle and virtuous, kind, can do all the housework, and will help anyone who has difficulties. ”】
[“She helps Uncle Wa repair the dolls, helps Master Gray sweep the fallen leaves, and often helps Aunt Ke carry vegetables back to the orphanage….”】
Uncle Wa? Master Gray? Aunt Ke!
“Pfft! Isn’t this Walter, Gray Snake, and Cocolia? There are too many elements! Hahahaha! ”
Xiao Shi recognized it at a glance. This copywriting is definitely intentional! How could you not think of who the corresponding characters are when these names come out!
Theresa in the game told everyone that her sister voluntarily followed Bai Long because the old people in the village said that a natural disaster that happened once every thousand years occurred in the village, and the solution… was to sacrifice a chaste girl in the Bai Long River west of the village!
And then, the Erguotou girl turned into a "dragon caller" and actually called Bai Long out, and she could even understand what Bai Long said, and she showed a very distressed expression while answering.
Theresa also recognized at a glance that this Bai Long was the guy who took her sister away, so a big battle was inevitable.
["Xiao Xuan, don’t be reckless, remember the dragon-slaying tactics I taught you."]
["No problem, cat on the swimNewton down!"]
["Not this…"]
["Huh? Isn’t that right? Seeing the cutting blade, the dragon cuts off its tail… It doesn’t seem right either, ahhhh, never mind! Just go!"]
After a round of punches and kicks, the white dragon was knocked down and screamed in grievance on the ground.
And after Lilia’s translation, this dragon turned out to be… a fellow from Northeast China?
["It said, ‘Big sister, let’s talk it over, don’t just stand there and make random gestures. ‘"]
["It said, ‘Sister, you misunderstood me, your elder sister volunteered. ’”】
[“It said, ‘We can’t figure it out here, so we might as well just say it directly’….”】
This scene made Xiaozhi laugh out loud.
“Old antique, this dragon is really interesting, isn’t it? And it speaks in a Northeastern accent! So funny! ”
The audience in the live broadcast room did not expect that the plot of this event would be so nonsensical. With so many jokes at once, everyone’s originally tense hearts were completely relaxed!
[Seeing that the situation was not right, Bai Long directly used a sleight of hand to take Theresa away and flew more than ten kilometers away.]
[However, facing the fleeing Bai Long, the immortal then used a magic trick – a serious punch!]
[This punch directly stunned Bai Long and dropped him from the sky!]
Watching this scene after scene, all kinds of jokes and funny plots, the audience in the live broadcast room were also laughing.
[Has Su Mu really changed his nature this time?]
[Oh my god, I give the old thief nine points for this event plot, and I’m afraid that the old thief will be proud of the other one point!]
[Isn’t this right? Why do you have to hold on to the tragedy? Let’s talk about it together Smile, how happy and beautiful it is to be in harmony! ]
[What! Can’t Su Mu write normal things? I thought he had an unhappy childhood, otherwise how could he write so many tragedies? ]
This event plot directly changed many players’ views on the old thief. Some even opened champagne in advance, thinking that Su Mu has finally started to exert his strength and will create a happy and beautiful world of Collapse 3….
[At the end of the first chapter of Shenzhou Xianxingji, everyone finally met Theresa’s sister. ]
[The figure bathing in the water is as cold as ice that has not melted for thousands of years, with long white hair like a waterfall and golden eyes… Her beautiful glory is just like the supreme empress. ]
[The Winter Empress and the Immortal and others fought fiercely, and there was no winner after a fight. ]
["Well, you Bei Wangcai. You can’t do the task assigned to you, and you led humans here. You’ll be whipped tonight!"]
[The white dragon started wailing on the spot. Lilia carefully translated it for it. It was crying for help.]
[After Theresa woke up, she finallyRecognize your sister——But looking at the cold and arrogant Winter Queen in front of you, Xiao Xuan was dumbfounded. Is this really the gentle and considerate girl Theresa said? 】
The Herrscher of the Void is actually Theresa’s sister, and she is also considerate and gentle? ?
This made the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly unable to hold back. Hey, hey, hey, this guy is a very dangerous existence in the main storyline! How can she be related to gentleness!
[But, but I have to say, the side profile of the Queen is really beautiful! ]
[Just one glance, I feel like I’m going to fall! ]
[The Queen’s design is too beautiful! Obviously, they both have the appearance of Kiana, why can the Queen and Kiana show two completely different temperaments! ]
[⑧ I said brothers, the Queen is the best in the world! ! 】
It has to be said that the player classic was severely controlled by XP, which was too cowardly! Remember, when your little head controls you, then he is not your little head, but your big head!
In the game, after Theresa recognized her sister, Lilia continued to translate Bai Long’s words.
As a result, from beginning to end, this was a tragic story that made men silent and women cry!
After Lilia’s reaction, Bai Long spoke in Northeastern dialect and began to complain to everyone.
【“If I had known earlier, I would not have taken this girl away. Originally, I thought that this girl was gentle and weak, and I thought I would just take her back and hand over the matter, but I didn’t expect that this girl pulled a handful of willow branches from somewhere and beat me!
【“I am a hundred-foot white dragon! How could you, a human, insult me like this! ! ”】
【“I wanted to scold her loudly, but your elder sister beat her so hard that she rode on my neck without me noticing.”】
Poor white dragon, originally it was just according to the family’s “tradition” that when it reached the age, it had to kidnap a beautiful woman and take her back, so that it could be considered a real dragon. It originally wanted to secretly send the Winter Queen back later, but who knew that this girl looked weak at first, but later she started riding a dragon and turned herself, a white dragon, into a watchdog!
Good guy, such a big dragon had no face at all, and was directly beaten into “Bei Wangcai” by the Winter Queen with a willow branch!
This is too much bullying for dragons!!
Looking at Bei Wangcai complaining on the screen, Xiaoshi’s live broadcast room barrage was occupied by the screen full of “laughing to death”, and the whole live broadcast room was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.
“Hahaha! Su Mu, you are such a good writer! That white dragon should be Benares, right? Too miserable! He actually became the Empress’s watchdog, and his name is Bei Wangcai, hahaha, hahaha——"
Kiana laughed so hard that she covered her stomach without any image and rolled on the ground. Isn’t the plot of this event too funny? Almost…Didn’t make her head fall off with laughter.
【Later, the misunderstanding was finally resolved. The Winter Queen did not return to the village with Theresa in the end, but promised Theresa that as long as Theresa was willing, she could ride on Bei Wangcai to come here to play with her at any time. 】
【But not too often, after all, she still has a lot of comic books to read… cough cough. 】
【After getting the hair that Bei Wangcai replaced, Xianren and Xiaoxuan finally made a big step forward in collecting materials for making the Nian Beast. 】
"I heard Bronya complain before that you only know those tragic stories, but now it seems that it’s not always true."
Kiana looked at Su Mu, but found that Su Mu did not laugh, but looked at her with a very subtle expression.
"Su Mu, why aren’t you laughing? Um… Is it because you wrote the plot yourself, so after reading it once, you don’t think it’s that funny anymore?"
Faced with Kiana’s doubts, Su Mu coughed: "Ah, no, seeing you guys laughing so happily, I actually feel happy too."
"Really? That’s right."
Kiana nodded, and seemed very satisfied with Su Mu’s current situation.
Seeing Kiana turn around and immerse herself in the event plot again, Su Mu turned around, and the corners of his face that had been stern were about to be pulled up to the sky.
No, I have to hold it back, I have to hold it back.
This event plot is really good, and seeing everyone having fun, he is of course happy too.
But his happiness is different.
After all, Su Mu knows very well that if the players are laughing so happily now, when the later plot comes up, they will cry so ugly.
It’s a sin, it’s a sin.
Su Mu finally understood the feelings of the screenwriter of Honkai Impact 3rd in his previous life. Seeing the players being tortured to death by his own hands, this is not just a sense of accomplishment.
It is too fulfilling, it is simply awesome!
Smile more while you can.
After all, magic and miracles are not free.
All the gifts given by fate have been secretly marked with a price.
And the smile will not disappear, it will only transfer.
Soon, it will be the turn of the old thief to laugh.
