I’m Starting With A Holy Land Taoist, And You Want Me To Go The Waste Route? Chapter 114

“I’m full. I’ll go for a walk outside and do some post-meal exercise to help digest the food. You guys continue chatting.”

After finishing the longest meal in his life with great caution, Qi Yuan finally found a chance to escape from the sea of ​​suffering and hurried away.

Back in the bedroom, Qi Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, looked up at the blue sky, and suddenly felt as if he was in another world.

This ghost illusion, I really can’t stay here any longer!

If you want to break the situation, you must get out of the illusion as soon as possible before the master and apprentice wake up.

As long as he can leave the crime scene in advance, he will be sure to get away with it.

Even if he is asked about it later, he can explain his previous behavior of crushing the Fantasy Star Fruit by saying that he was eager to “prove his innocence”.

After all, even Shao Xuanji, who was in the realm of unity, was caught, so who dared to say that he was deliberately plotting against the Linglong Saint this time?

In short, all abnormal behaviors can be attributed to the Huanxing Fruit at that time.

Without evidence, even the head of the Linglong Holy Land cannot easily convict Taixuan Daozi, unless Shao Xuanji wants to take the risk of a war between the two holy lands.

Of course, the premise of all this is to avoid the first wave of storms after the two women wake up.

Just now, in order to maintain the persona of a lustful and incompetent monarch, I took advantage of them at the banquet.

Especially the Linglong Saint Xiao Yuenni, basically, except for the last step, she did everything she should and shouldn’t do. In addition, the palace fighting attribute that the girl awakened from nowhere, I’m afraid she will go crazy when she regains consciousness…

In addition, there is Shao Xuanji who has become the “Queen”. Just thinking about it, Qi Yuan feels like his body is about to split.

When a woman goes crazy, she will not have any rationality at all. If I dare to stay where I am, I am afraid my survival rate will be very low.

For now, I can only run away and wait until the two women are calm.

Thinking of this, Qi Yuan relaxed a little and his eyes fell on the surrounding environment.

The entrance is full of carved railings and painted buildings, gold rings and jade rings, every detail is flawless, without any flaws, obviously the illusion is of a very high grade.

However, the memory given by the illusion is really a bit unbearable to look at. This tyrant emperor usually plays too much, even Qi Yuan, an old driver who claims to be knowledgeable, feels like he has opened his eyes.

Although I don’t know the specific plot, Xiao Cao Ling has been led astray a long time ago. I read the Spring and Autumn Annals every day, and I think the original book is not a serious book.

To break free from the illusion, there are generally three ways:

The first is to lie down actively, and when the illusion can no longer function, it will automatically end, just like what happened last time when I was Ximen Qing.

The second is to find the flaws of the illusion. As long as enough flaws are found, your subconscious mind can completely deny the illusion and get rid of its influence.

The third is simple, one force breaks all methods, directly use brute force to forcibly break the illusion, and then the illusion will naturally disappear.

For Qi Yuan, the second method is more realistic. Fortunately, his memory has been restored, and at least he knows that everything in front of him is an illusion.

Including the meal just now, although it looked delicious, it was actually just a boring meal…

While thinking, Qi Yuan saw the middle-aged eunuch standing next to him, and suddenly an idea came to his mind:

“Eunuch Dai, come here.”

Hearing the call, the middle-aged eunuch immediately ran over, “Your Majesty, what do you want me to do?”

“Put your face here.”

Qi Yuan hooked his finger at him, and the middle-aged eunuch didn’t understand, but still obediently put his face over.

Pah!

A crisp slap sounded, and Eunuch Dai was hit dizzy. He felt a burning pain on his face. He didn’t even dare to cover his face, but crawled on the ground in fear, knocking his head:

“This old slave deserves death, please calm down, please calm down…”

Qi Yuan ignored him and carefully felt the feeling of his hand. His palm did pause when it hit the other person’s face, but it was more like a strong self-suggestion.

There was no pain in his hand, it was not completely real, it was like hitting a ball of air.

The reason why I didn’t give myself aThe slap was because he knew that for people trapped in the illusion, all actions in the illusion would be synchronized to reality.

If he did that, he would slap himself in the face in reality, and nothing would be detected except that his face would be swollen…

However, this level of flaw did not seem to be enough to pull him out of the illusion.

Thinking of this, he looked at Eunuch Dai who was kneeling on the ground and kowtowing, and said in a pleasant tone:

“I slapped you in the face for no reason, you should slap me back to be fair, come on, slap me back!”

“Ah?”

Eunuch Dai was stunned at first, and then his face turned pale in an instant, as if he had foreseen that his nine clans were being stripped away…

In an instant, he shook his head like a rattle, trembling with begging for mercy:

“I dare not, I dare not, Your Majesty, please forgive me this time.”

“Even if you kill my whole family, I will not dare to touch you!”

Seeing that the other party was Almost fainted from fear, and posing as if he was going to commit suicide again, Qi Yuan could only curl his lips helplessly:

“Tsk, coward, you don’t even dare to fight the emperor, what’s the use of you.”

As he said, his eyes saw a tall tower outside the palace, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he immediately ordered:

“Eunuch Dai, find me two solid iron balls, one large and one small, and I want to do an experiment.”

“Your Majesty, what iron ball… What is solid… Yes, old slave, receive the order!”

Because his majesty’s brain circuit was too jumpy, Eunuch Dai couldn’t keep up with the rhythm for a while, but he quickly reacted, nodded as if he had been pardoned, and then hurriedly crawled out of the bedroom.

Soon, Eunuch Dai’s shouts rang out outside:

“Quick, find two iron balls for me, your majesty wants to do an experiment!”

Not long after.

“Your Majesty, it’s too high up there, can you please come down first?”

“Yes, Your Majesty, this is too dangerous!”

“Your Majesty, you are a precious body, it would be terrible if you fell!”

……

Qi Yuan stood calmly on the top of the tower, surrounded by many palace maids and eunuchs, as well as a large group of concubines in the harem, including the queen and the concubine.

He ignored the noise around him and said loudly:

“I tell you, there is a big iron ball and a small iron ball here. If I let go at the same time, the two iron balls will land on the ground at the same time. Do you believe it?”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.

“Your Majesty, please stop joking. These two are not the same weight. How could they land at the same time?”

“This is the destiny of heaven. Please be careful with your words!”

“How is this possible? The bigger one must have landed first…”

……

Although no one believed Qi Yuan’s words, there was not much surprise in their expressions.

This tyrant often did such unbelievable things on weekdays. He had done even more outrageous things before. Everyone was used to it.

Qi Yuan was too lazy to talk nonsense and just let go.

Swoosh!

The two iron balls fell straight down, and the big one was obviously much faster, and soon it hit the ground with a bang.

After a while, the small iron ball finally fell to the ground.

This is reasonable!

Everyone nodded in unison, and then looked at the figure on the tower with a caring look for the mentally retarded, secretly thinking that the emperor had gone crazy again…..

However.

At the moment when the big iron ball first landed, Qi Yuan felt dizzy, and then he broke away from the illusion.

Seeing the familiar spirit pool in front of him, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, when in doubt, believe in science.

Even in the world of cultivating immortals, there is universal gravitation, otherwise mortals would have ascended to heaven long ago…

Although the illusion created by the little grass spirit is realistic enough, it has not learned the physics of later generations, so naturally it is impossible for everything to be in line with reality.

At the moment when the two iron balls landed at different times, this illusion was completely exposed to him. It did not even follow the most basic laws of nature. This flaw was so big thatOutrageous!

People should read more.

Looking at the two women who were still in the illusion not far away, Qi Yuan couldn’t help but smile slightly…

It’s time to settle accounts with that innate beast.

Brother paid such a high price this time, if he returns empty-handed, wouldn’t it be a big loss!