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I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother Chapter 89

Chapter 89: When near lipstick, you become red, when near skirts, you pretend to be stupid, but I am very smart!

[Fuyan: Tail, have you noticed that the aura of the boy named Chongyun is also very sharp. ]

[Tail: I don’t know why he keeps eating popsicles. It seems that there is something in his body. ]

[Fuyan: Eating popsicles all the time, isn’t that to cool down? Could it be that there is something pure yang in his body? ]

[Huo Huo: Pure yang, that’s a Taoist priest! A Taoist priest who exorcises evil spirits and catches ghosts! ]

[Araki Ito: What, there is another ghost catcher? Are you kidding me!

Are you going to give me a way to live?

No!

I’m not afraid of a Taoist priest who catches ghosts! ]

[Fu Hua: Everyone, stop arguing, look at the characters in the light screen. ]

[Su Chang: They seem to have become smaller? 】

[Gui Naifen: Not smaller, but younger? ]

[March 7: Younger versions of Sushang and Gui Naifen! ]

Video starts playing:

"The most linguistic episode"

At this time.

At the Xianzhou recruitment meeting.

Huohuo and Sushang are recruiting anchors.

Gui Naifen rushed over after hearing the news.

It was also just in time for the two people’s recruitment to come for an interview.

Of course.

As a recruitment.

There must be an assessment.

Therefore.

Sushang and Huohuo began to conduct a simple assessment of Gui Naifen.

Ask a few questions.

"There are 1,000 people in the live broadcast room. Is it possible for 100 people to buy it?"

Wave your hand calmly.

Gui Naifen said disdainfully: "Oh, I can let everyone buy it!"

[Suchang: Wow, Xiao Guizi, are you so good at being a live streamer? ]

[Qingque: I heard that the competition among live streamers is very fierce. Can Gui Naifen let everyone buy it? ]

These days.

All walks of life are competitive.

Even the live streamers in Luofu are very competitive.

Especially those live streamers who sell goods.

Especially those who sell milk tea.

All 100-98 are here!

[Gui Naifen: These are all small problems, Suchang, aren’t we live streamers? The talent "840" and selling goods are still very simple for me! ]

[Paimeng: Selling goods, is that like a businessman, can you make a lot of money? ! 】

[Shiluwa: Yes, after one round, achieving financial freedom is not a dream. 】

[Paimon: Achieve financial freedom in life? Wow! Traveler, let’s go sell goods and earn some travel expenses, okay~]

[Ying: What to sell? Selling dwarf melon? 】

[Paimon: You! (Dwarf melon)]

The video continues to play:

Su Shang and Huo Huo are excited.

The people who were recruited before.

Either hesitant or waving their hands and turning away.

There has never been one like Gui Naifen in front of him.

So confident!
Can make everyone buy her products!

She couldn’t help but arouse her strong interest.

Looking at Gui Naifen in front of her, Su Shang asked: "How did you do it?"

Gui Naifen took a few steps back.

She said with great confidence: "Those who don’t buy clothes can go out!"

"Ah?!"

"Ah!"

Huo Huo and Su Shang opened their mouths wide, looking surprised.

A road that had never been imagined.

One second later.

Huo Huo was the first to react.

She asked back: "Those who don’t buy clothes can go out, so what are those who watch the live broadcast for?"

"Those who watch the live broadcast should buy it!"

"I said this, and he still doesn’t go out?"

[Zhongli: Talented people emerge in Luofu, and each leads the trend for hundreds of years. (He sighed and took a sip of tea)]

[Hutao: I was shocked for a whole year!]

[Linnie: The logic is closed. General Jingyuan managed Luofu, which is a treasure.]

[Fukalos: The perfect logic is closed, the powerful defense formation is shrinking, and the hedgehog defense circle that makes the enemy unable to bite. (He covered his mouth and chuckled)]

[Huanlong: Genius! Genius! (sarcasm)]

[Sushang: Uh, I thought Xiao Guizi would bring me some kind of surprise, but it seems that there is no surprise, but there is a shock.]

[Huo Huo: Shock? Huo Huo was also shocked, em]

[March Seven: The one who fits the character the most, and it fits my imagination of Miss Gui Naifen so far.]

[Arakaki Ito: Phew! I was so amused! Haha! ]

[Rakshasa: Discharged! (Covering head)]

The scene continued to play:

Su Chang and Huo Huo were speechless for a moment.

No way.

I wanted to kick Gui Naifen out directly.

But.

This is the last person to be recruited today.

There is no one below.

No one was recruited.

Their performance is very poor!

I can only bite the bullet.

Let Gui Naifen try again.

"She is so confident, maybe she is really good." I thought so in my heart.

Su Chang spread her hands and continued:

"Come on, OK, then you improvise."

"3, 2, 1, start!"

Whether a sales anchor is good or not depends on her eloquence and unique talent.

Maybe.

They have found a treasure.

Huo Huo and Su Chang hugged each other.

She stared at Gui Naifen in front of her with a serious face.

Faced with two sharp eyes.

Gui Naifen showed no fear.

Hands behind her back.

After being stared at by the two for a second.

She blurted out a sentence: "Buy it."

[Su Chang: Ah? How is this different from Gui Naifen’s live broadcast with her eyes level? Where is the catchphrase of her family members? ]

[Gui Naifen: How do I know? Maybe it’s meToo shy. 】

[Tingyun: I always feel that Gui Naifen is possessed by Su Shang, and has a kind of smart beauty? 】

[Danheng: Those who are close to the red are red, and those who are close to the stupid are stupid? 】

[Su Shang: I am not stupid, I am… well, my memory is a little bit off, yes, it is a little bit off! (quibbling)]

[Yae Shenzi: Miss Su Shang and Gui Naifen, if it is live broadcast, talk show will definitely be better. 】

[Su Shang: Talk show? Do you mean we are good at speaking? (Hehe~)]

[Sangbo: Uh, Miss Su Shang, did you say an extra word? 】

[Huo Huo: Then what should Gui Naifen do next? If this happens, she will definitely not be hired. 】

[Pam: At least, you should say a few more words to show your strengths, Pam. 】

[Gui Naifen: Of course, I am very good at showing my strengths. Just watch me perform, hehe~]

[March 7: Oh? Miss Gui Naifen wants to surprise the two recruiters Su Shang and Huo Huo? (Confused)]

In the video.

Huo Huo covered his head, his eyes instantly drooped, feeling quite helpless.

"Two words?"

"You are asked to perform on the spot, just two words?"

On the side, Su Shang was speechless and his brain crashed on the spot, "What!"

Seeing the helpless eyes of the two in front.

Gui Naifen moved. ,

Pointed to the side.

Ask: "Do you like this one?"

"I don’t like this one now."

Su Shang cooperated with Gui Naifen.
To test if she has any other way to make customers stay and buy.

Who knows.

Guinaifen’s face changed.

"Hmph, if you don’t like it, then leave!"

"Ah?!"

"Ah!"

I was shocked by Gui Naifen’s words again.

Su Shang and Huo Huo fell headfirst on the table in front of them.

"This is too exaggerated!"

Smiled coldly.

Guinaifen looked at the two people in front of her.

"You don’t like it, so I force you to buy it?"

"If you don’t like it, then leave!"

[Pam: Gui Naifen, I saw your performance, but… (Why does it seem to be even worse than expected?)]

[Kiana: Phew! (I couldn’t help it)]

[Lilia: Haha, sister, I really can’t help it, it’s so funny! (Holding her stomach)]

[Walter: Really, the logic is clear, and every step is beyond my expectations. (Holding her forehead)]

[Sangbo: The customer is God. In Miss Gui Naifen’s eyes, the customer seems to be that idiot! ]

[Natasha: Sangbo, please remove the word "seem". ]

[Chongyun: Did Miss Gui Naifen drink fake wine? On weekdays, I see some people who drink fake wine, and they also talk nonsense like this. (By the way)]

[Sushang: Did you drink fake wine? Xiao Guizi, you have to drink a jar! ] (Reading the violent novel,Just go to Faloo Novel Network! )

[Jing Yuan: Luofu Fairy Boat, full of talented people, Fu Qing, I am afraid that I will have to hold the position of general for hundreds of years. (shaking his head and laughing)]

[Fu Xuan: ah? (You just don’t want to abdicate!)]

In the picture.

I am really speechless about Gui Naifen in front of me.

Huo Huo couldn’t help but teach: "You have to use words, use words to keep the audience."

"Yes, the audience needs to be kept by your words."

"Oh!" Gui Naifen nodded, as if she understood something.

Perform again:

"Does he like clothes?"

"He may…"

"If he doesn’t like it, leave!"

Hiss.

Su Shang and Huo Huo took a deep breath.

Then, Wu Si said, "Well, let’s assume that he likes it a little bit?"

After a pause, he gave a hint:

"Of course, he doesn’t like it that much."

"At this time, you need to use words to hook him over!"

[Xingqiu: Miss Sushang has already given a lot of hints. If you give more hints, it’s just a matter of telling her what to say. ]

[Guinaifen: Wouldn’t it be easier to just tell me directly? (Uh)]

[Yae Shenzi: In this case, we can just recruit anyone and train them. ][]

[Funingna: Between Sushang and Miss Huohuo, maybe we need to train someone with more potential. ]

[Guinaifen: Oh, then I am the one with the most potential? ! (Excited)]

[Bailu: Maybe, right? (Looking at the empty recruitment office behind Gui Naifen in the video)]

[Xing: According to this hint, Gui Naifen should know how to jump out of her logic.

Use this to attract customers and arouse their interest in buying. ]

[Su Chang: I believe Xiao Guizi, after such guidance, even Di Ting on the side of the road can understand it! ]

[Su Chang: What’s more, it’s Xiao Guizi who I spend every day with! ]

The video continues to play:

After listening to Su Chang’s enlightenment.

Gui Naifen’s brain spins rapidly.

Suddenly said: "Hook over?"

"Yes, attract over!"

Then.

Gui Naifen performed for Huo Huo and Su Chang.

The most unforgettable scene in their recruitment history:

Gui Naifen stretched out her left hand.
Bending his limbs, he swung back and forth toward them.

As if calling Di Ting to come over.

[Su Chang: Well, Xiao Guizi is not as good as Di Ting. (Speechless)]

[Nasi Da: This, Gui Naifen’s understanding of the meaning of hooking over, is it a little different from what we think. ]

[Seno: The deviation is more than a little bit, of course, if you look at it literally, it is correct 0 ………]

[March Seven: One is physical, the other is consciousness. ]

[Bronya (Big Duck): Every step, all precisely beyond my expectations. 】

[Tingyun: Otherwise, Miss Gui Naifen, please stop live streaming and come to work for our Chamber of Commerce. 】

[Gui Naifen: No, it is impossible to work! Street art is true love! 】

[Shiluwa: As a person who loves art, I am really afraid that you will be deceived. 】

[Gui Naifen: Uh, it can’t be, I am so smart! 】

[March Seven/Star: Huh? (Shocked)]

The screen flashed.

Quickly jumped to the next video.

[Huo Huo: Hey, the job fair is not over yet. This time, Gui Naifen and I are recruiting together. 】

[Qiana: Let’s see, what position is being recruited, who will apply for it? 】

The screen continues to play:

This time.

It’s Huo Huo and Gui Naifen’s turn to be partners.

Here to recruit.

"What position are you recruiting for?"

Guinaifen looked at the applicant in front of her – Su Shang!

"Accountant!"

"Okay!"

"I’m very good at math!"

Before Gui Naifen could speak, Su Shang showed her strengths.

[Ji Zi: It’s just a change of identity, but Su Shang seems to be able to show herself better than Gui Naifen. ]

[Pam: Maybe Su Shang can really do this job. ]

[Su Shang: Hehe~ Maybe this is what my mother said: stupid people have stupid luck.

No! I’m not stupid, I’m still very lucky! (startled)]

[Guinaifen: People should know themselves. (Gives Su Chang a blank look)]

[Naviette: Finally, I am not trapped in an endless and weird logical cycle like Ms. Gui Naifen. (Breathes a sigh of relief)]

[Fukalos: If we use that kind of logic, the recruitment will definitely end in failure. (Laughs helplessly)]

[Linnie: Ms. Su Chang, it seems that it has been successfully avoided. ]

In the video.

"Okay."

Guinaifen nodded.

"Then what can you bring to our company?"

"Accountant!" Su Chang said firmly.

Stupid.

Both Gui Naifen and Huo Huo had big question marks on their heads.

I can’t believe what Su Chang just said.
Fortunately, Huo Huo reacted and continued to ask:

"Uh, what value do you create?"

"Create a value as an accountant!"

My head was buzzing.

Double confusion!

[Yae Shenzi: Hehe~ logical genius is contagious. (Chuckles charmingly)]

[Fu Xuan: As expected, Su Shang and Gui Naifen are a good pair. (Strokes forehead helplessly)]

[Yan Qing: I thought the first sentence was just the beginning, but it turned out to be the peak of Sister Su Shang. ]

[Shi Luwa: Suppress before praising, who wouldn’t be confused by this recruitment? ]

[Paimon: Thank you for the invitation, my little head is starting to hurt. ]
[Navilette: After a round, Ms. Sushang also uses Ms. Gui Naifen’s logic. ]

[Funina: Didn’t mention any key points, just centered on accounting, such a sophistry style…]

[Paimon: Hey, it’s very similar to Funina! (Suddenly realized)]

[Funina: Haha~ Alas. (Laughing awkwardly)]

In the picture.

Looking at Huo Huo and Gui Naifen who were already confused.

Sushang spread his hands and said 1.1: "You are recruiting accountants."

Dong Dong!

Huo Huo knocked on the table twice to cover up the embarrassment at the moment.

Immediately with a smile, he asked: "Then what ability do you have to be qualified for this position?"

Competent for accounting.

Sushang on the opposite side must at least show some strength to prove it.

Prove that she is qualified for this position.

Also to ease the atmosphere and let her introduce herself well.

Huo Huo’s voice had just fallen.

Su Chang seemed a little impatient:

"I am an accountant. I can count very quickly. I said so."

"Ahem!" Gui Naifen coughed tactically.

"What is 1001-36?"

First give Su Chang a simple arithmetic.

Let her perform the most basic mental arithmetic.

[March 7: 975! I can also calculate this. Hehe, I don’t have the prerequisites to be an accountant? ]

[Dan Heng: No, bury it! (Speechless)]

[March 7: What? I calculated it! (Unconvinced)]

[Xing: March 7, it’s 965, you calculated it wrong! (whispering reminder)]

[March Seven: Uh, this is an accident, you know, it’s just a little bit off, ten. (scratching his head awkwardly)]

[Topa: Ten off, in the Interstellar Peace Company, such an accountant would be dropped on a street lamp. ]

[March Seven: So exaggerated? (heart trembles)]

[Gui Naifen: 1001-36, what a simple question. Right, Sushang? Hey, how do you count my toes? ]

[Sushang: Xiao Guizi will talk to you later, I don’t have enough fingers and toes, let me count them first, 1, 2, 3…]

[Heita: The embodiment of wisdom! (twitching his mouth)]

The video continues to play:

For the simple arithmetic of 1001-36.

Sushang’s answer is also very quick and simple.

“1001-36!”

“What is it equal to!”

“Ah?” Su Chang was stunned.

“What is it equal to?!” Gui Naifen asked again. .


I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother

I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother

我刷星铁短视频,卡芙卡喜当妈
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2024 Native Language: chinesse
Ye Feng was lying in poverty in the rental house. I didn't expect to be bound to a system, and I didn't expect that the videos I watched would be broadcast live to the Star Iron World. Goodbye, Mom, for the first time. Tonight I’m sailing away! Kafka: I am so happy to be a mother... Silver Wolf: Half of the star is me, then? March 7: That Silver Wolf must be Xing’s father! Star Iron Video makes them laugh. The final lesson of the collapse! Xing: Miss Himeko! Sambo: My tears! Miss Jizi really is! Forgive me, a grown man! Woohoo~ Fu Xuan: Ji Zi, a real woman! Take their tears. Finally, the Genshin Impact’s Dance of the Water God! The tears have been cried out. The rest. It has been silent for a long time. Even the Joyful Star God—Aha could not help but sigh. "A sword hangs over the head." "Dancing." "The Sinner's Dance." "She left everything to the people she loved so much."

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