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I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother Chapter 279

Chapter 279 This world is a huge Pira!!!

《Silver Wolf: Is it so difficult to do a good live broadcast these days? ! 》

[Gui Naifen: Live broadcast? ! ]

[Su Chang: Miss Silver Wolf, do you want to join our live broadcast family? (Excited)]

[Silver Wolf: Uh? Maybe? (Awkward smile)]

[Xing: From then on, Aunt Silver Wolf went further and further on the road of abstract live broadcast. ]

[Silver Wolf: Not so exaggerated! Look, what do I do on live broadcast. (Staring at the screen)]

Silver Wolf (waving his hand): Family, welcome to this episode of hacker practical teaching.

Silver Wolf: A professional hacker must master some little tricks to hide in the city.

[Xing: Uh, Aunt Silver Wolf is teaching hackers! ]

[March 7: Professional counterparts. (Nods)]

[Pam: Did Mr. Walter teach Silver Wolf hacking skills? (Recalls the previous video)]

[Silver Wolf: No! I didn’t save Mr. Walter either.

I learned it all by myself! (Angry)]

[Dream Seeker: I didn’t look carefully, I thought it was a hacker rabbit without a ponytail. (Awkwardly nodding)]

[Silver Wolf: You! (Shameful and angry)]

[Star: Then again, why is there so much black around Aunt Silver Wolf? ]

[Silver Wolf: This is what I said, hiding in the city.

Have you learned it? ]

The video continues to play:

Silver Wolf: Disguise like this to blend into the environment.

The camera zooms out.

Silver Wolf hides in an unknown trash can.

Silver Wolf: It won’t attract any attention from passersby…

[Xing: You’ve failed in your studies, Auntie Silver Wolf.

This.

Why are you in the trash can! ]

[Kafka: I thought Xingbao was the only one who liked trash cans, but I didn’t expect that

Silver Wolf also liked it. (Chuckling)]

[Blade: It fits the character. (Cold face)]

[Silver Wolf: What do you mean by fitting the character? There’s more!

I don’t like trash cans like Xingzai.

Living in seclusion in the city!

Do you understand?

This is a strategy.

A place like mine.

It’s the most suitable place for hackers.

"270" Most people won’t find this place at all.

If that’s the case, humph! ]

Silver Wolf: Eh? !

Suddenly.

Silver Wolf squatted in the trash can.

I only felt a small hand above me touching my hair.

Immediately.

The small hand lifted me out with force!

Looking in the direction of the small hand.

It was a gray-haired girl.

The two looked at each other.

Silver Wolf was extremely embarrassed.

[Kafka: Hehe~Silver Wolf, is this because no one will find this place? (Chuckles)]

[Hanabi: Miss Silver Wolf still underestimated the pioneers’ obsession with trash cans.

Even in some corners.

As long as there is a trash can.
She will definitely open it and search for a while. (Happy~)]

[Sambo: Extra! Top hacker live broadcast, attacked by Pioneer offline! ]

[Silver Wolf: This is just… it’s hard for Pioneer to defend against it day and night. (Awkward)]

[Silver Wolf: But, they are all minor problems! (Waving hands)]

[Star: Aunt Silver Wolf was lifted up, like a little rabbit!

Pam, the train conductor! ]

[Pam: Pah? ! (Shocked)]

[March Seven: The male rabbit’s feet are confused, and the female rabbit’s eyes are blurred, which is very consistent with Miss Silver Wolf’s current situation. ]

[Silver Wolf: Hey! Don’t talk nonsense! ]

The picture continues to play:

Tears flashed in Xing’s eyes.

Turning head.

Looking at March Seven behind.
Excitedly: March! March! I finally got the gold!

March 7 (furious): What a mess!

After a while.

Silver Wolf hid in a hidden place again. (Changed hiding place)

Silver Wolf: So-called actual combat, there are bound to be some accidents, this is what I want to teach you.

Silver Wolf: Prepare a backup camouflage point!

The camera zooms out.

Silver Wolf is hiding in a mailbox at this moment.

[Silver Wolf: Well, there is still a difference between actual combat and theory.

There are a few small differences.

It is also normal.

After all, there are many uncertain factors.

I also changed to a new place very cleverly. (Nods)]

[Ying: Uncertain factors refer to pioneers. ]

[Silver Wolf: She is a mine, and it will explode if you get close to her. 】

[Xing: Eh? (Heads up)]

In the video.

Silver Wolf took out a remote control with a red button.

Silver Wolf: Next, I will introduce the newly invented trigger-type electric shock paralysis bullet.

Silver Wolf (pointed to the red button): Family members, please remember not to touch this button when setting it up.

The finger was far away from the red button.

She was afraid that she would accidentally press it on the top.

Touching such a dangerous thing.

Sizzle~

A fishing line slid down.

Snap!

Hooked on her trigger-type click paralysis bullet.

Tug suddenly.

Pull away.

Soon.

Xing’s excited voice was heard outside.

Xing: March! I got the treasure!

Xing (confused): What is this? It seems there is a button!

March Seven (furiously): You are looking through the mailbox again, do you have any manners!

March Seven: What is this? It looks very valuable, put it back!

Click.

Starlight quickly puts the paralysis bullet back.

It falls into Silver Wolf’s hands.

Ding Ding Ding!

There is only an alarm.

Bang!

Light Speed ​​explodes in front of Silver Wolf!

Silver Wolf (dusty face):?

[Hanabi: Well, this is calledProfessional! (Laughing)]

[Silver Wolf: Xingzi! You are fishing in Beloberg with a fishing line for no reason? ! (Angry)]

[Xing: No, Auntie Silver Wolf. I am not fishing, I am trying to retrieve the letter that I have not sent! (Convinced)]

[Silver Wolf: Then you are too well-mannered! (Twitching his mouth)]

[Xing: Of course! ]

[Ying: "Approval of High Morality +1"]

[Silver Wolf: Then may I ask, my dear Xingzi, why do you have to press that button? (Clenched fist)]

[Xing: This, hey~]

[Silver Wolf: Hey? Nangdayo!! ]

[Paimon: Why do you all use my catchphrase! (Twitching head)]

In the picture.
Silver Wolf (with dull eyes): As a cunning rabbit with three holes, an excellent hacker always has endless camouflage points.

Inside the telephone booth.

Silver Wolf (putting on headphones): It just so happens that I will demonstrate here how to use this ancient telephone line to monitor

.

Before he finished speaking.

Inside the headphones.

A familiar voice came out.

Hello~Hello~

[Xing: Re-install the bunny, the defense system is deployed! ! ]

[Silver Wolf: Why are you here again! Xingzai! (annoyed)]

[Xing: Auntie Silver Wolf, don’t slander a good person!

How can you be sure it’s me! (quibbling)]

[Silver Wolf: I know your voice even if it turns to ashes! ! (gritting teeth)]

[Xing: Uh. (stunned)]

Xing: Ah? What did you say?

Xing: Oh, no! There is no such thing as a handsome man.

Xing: Oh, what are you doing?

Xing: I think you are right! I give you a thumbs up!

Xing: Haha! If you can be like me! Then I think you are really hot!!!

[Sambo: Haha! Buffs are stacked up. (Laughing)]

[Hanabi: The call lasted two and a half minutes. ]

[Shajin: Pioneer, bring your phone to the court. (Laughing)]

[Pioneer: Ah, this. (Take a step forward)]

[March Seven: I feel sorry for Silver Wolf, he can hold it in. ]

[Ying: Too many elements. (Shame)]

[Silver Wolf: How many short videos did this guy Xingzai watch?

There is not a single video in the joke! 】

The video continues to play:

Silver Wolf: I’m doing good for my family today.

Silver Wolf: I’ll show you how to make a person socially dead in all aspects.

Turn the live camera.

Aim at Xing who is searching in the fountain pool behind.

Silver Wolf: Look carefully, it doesn’t matter what this woman’s name is.

Silver Wolf: From now on, I will modify the real data in her eyes.

Ding ding~

A series of operations.

Modify the data around Xing.

Xing (fishing out a coin): Yeah!
[March 7: Xingzai, you even took the coins that other people used to make wishes in the fountain. (Shocked)]

[Xing: Well, people have three urgent needs. ]

[Dan Heng:? ]

[Paimon: This scene reminds me of the man in Mond who used the money from the wishing fountain to treat his sister’s illness. (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

Could it be that the pioneers are also! ]

[Xing: Ah, I just want to get 648 to go home and draw cards, and now the firework pool is open. (Awkwardly)]

[Fireworks: You are worthy of it, pioneer! (Thumbs up, happy~)]

The screen continues to play:

Xing only felt that the surroundings changed. []

Then.

Dragged into a mysterious space?

Xing: Hey! !

In front of.

Suddenly, the messenger of Liuguang Yiting appeared!

The messenger: Congratulations! ! Because of your charm, you won the annual award of our Liuguang Yiting.

The messenger held a pile of Xingqiong.

Come to Xing’s side.

The messenger: Ten thousand Xingqiong!

Excited, Xing threw away a coin she had just taken out of the pool.

Stared closely at the brilliant Xingqiong in the messenger’s arms.

Excitedly, he said: Awesome! I am worthy of it!

The messenger: It must be! Now you just need to read this poem aloud 100 times and you can take it away!

[Xing: So simple! You can take it away just by reading it 100 times?

You are worthy of being a messenger.

Such a good reward did not forget me.

I don’t have to go through Liuguang Yiting.

I can get 10,000 Xingqiong! (Excited)]

[March 7: Xingzai, this poem seems a little wrong?]

[Xing: It doesn’t matter if it’s wrong.

As long as I can get 10,000 Xingqiong!

That’s 10,000 Xingqiong! !]

[Ying: Let’s start. The unique nature of MiHoYo’s protagonist, who can’t walk when he sees money.]

[Dream Seeker: Uh, Senior Traveler, you’ve even included yourself. (So cruel!)]

In the video.

Xing: Dark like purple gauze, night like spring green.

Xing: Uh~ What a good poem!

Xing: An indescribable deep meaning jumps out of the paper!

Messenger: That’s right! Let’s read it out loud!

Holding the paper with both hands.
Xing began to chant: Dark like purple gauze, night like spring green!

Over and over again.

And around her.

A group of people surrounded her.

Including March Seven.

All of them were stunned.

Not far away.

Xing, who was behind the Silver Wolf live broadcast, smiled meaningfully.

[Sangbo: Am I a big fool, and also a stupid donkey? (Laughing)]

[Su Shang: "Xianzhou Classical Culture"! (Convinced)]

[Gui Naifen: What a, good poem? ]

[March Seven: Now, you are embarrassed, Xingzai? ]
[Xing: No! How could this happen! (Crying)]

[Silver Wolf: Humph! The weak must be trampled by the strong! (Smirking)]

[Pam: Stop crying, Pioneer, it’s just social death, Pah…

We won’t laugh at you, Pah. (Comforting)]

[Xing: Social death? What social death!

My 10,000 Xing Qiong!

How could it just be gone like this! (Tears running)]

[Pam: Uh, Pah? (Touching his long ears in surprise)]

[Ying: As expected of the trash can god of war, our protagonist group is like this.

Regarding money as life!

Don’t worry if you pay for it. (Nodding)]

[Dream Seeker: Then don’t you follow the mercenaries? (Shame on you)]

In the video.

Kafka is far away at the base.

Drinking coffee.

Watching videos.

"This star destroyer cannon can destroy three planets with one shot, my friends!"

Swipe past.

Next.

"Dig and dig in the big mining area~"

Continue to slide.

"I’m a big fool! And a stupid ass!"

Kafka: Puff! ! (Shocked)

[Hanabi: Kafka: I don’t have this child! (Haha~)]

[Sambo: Shocked Kafka for a whole year. (Happy~)]

[Kafka: A little tired. (Holding his head)]

[Star: Kafka mommy, listen to my excuses! ! ]

In the picture.

《This world is a huge Pera! ! ! 》

Xing: Fireworks wife! I really like you!

Xing: Today, either you are my wife or I am your wife!

[March Seven: Is there any difference? (Raised eyebrows)]

[Xing: No difference, anyway, Fireworks is my wife. ]

[Firefly: Really? You are a famous non-African in the universe~ (laugh)]

[Xing: I have a big guarantee! I am afraid of you! ]

[Firefly: Okay, you win~]

Put Xing Qiong into the card pool.

Xing: Wow! Just look at the hair color! This must be my Fireworks wife!

Buzz!

Japanese Quantum Pella!

Appeared!

Xing: Ah!!

Xing (surprised): Why is your hairstyle different from the one on the poster? I didn’t draw from the wrong card pool!

Hanabi: This is me, except that I’m eight years old now!

[Star: You call this eight years old! No! How come you look so much like Miss Pera! (Shocked)]

[Pera: Huh? (Slightly trembled)]

[Hanabi: Haha~ Pioneer didn’t expect it. ]

[Star: Didn’t expect it~]

[Hanabi: I didn’t expect it either. (Happy~)]

[Star: Huh? ! ]

Video continues to play:

Hanabi: If you draw two more constellations, I’ll become like the poster!

Xing: Huh? So it’s eight years old!

Xing: No wonder they are different!

Xing: I’ll draw your constellation now! I’m very lucky, I’ve never been wrong!

[Sambo: "I’m very lucky"! ]

[Aha: "Never been wrong"! (I laughed to death)]

[Truth: I can already predict the ending. ]

[Xing: A man should be treated with new eyes after three days of separation! I’m not the same person as before!

Non-chief Xing.

No longer here.

The one in front of you now is Beluga!

Pioneer – Xing! ]

It’s gone in a flash.

Small guarantee.

Auntie Pera appears!

Xing (stunned): Excuse me, 3.6, who are you? Miss Pera or Aunt Himeko?

Himeko: I’m Pera of the last lesson!

BGM: 《Nightglow slowly plays.

Xing (the devil voice is offended): Ah!! Master, please stop playing BGM!

Xing: Turn off your speakers!

Xing: I will draw again now, I will definitely not make a mistake!

Next five-star.

Sword Head Pera!

Xing: Hey! You are Yanqing, right? The gender is wrong this time!

Wangshengtang Pera!

Xing: Qiqi! You are not from this game at all!!

[Truth: Ou? ]

[Xing: I, I am a non-African. (Shame on you)]

[Xing: No! Why are there so many weird Peras!

Let’s not talk about Aunt Jizi for now!

Yanqing whose gender is wrong!

Tiwar Qiqi!

Also, isn’t Qiqi a non-Bulu?

Goddess Meow Hall of the Dead!

But.

Why are they all here!! (How can I be such a big firework?)]

[Qiqi: I am Qiqi, a zombie~ (whispering)]

[Jizi: Hehe~ (smile)]

[Yanqing: Sword Head Pera, eh. ]

[Pera: Why are all my avatars? ]

[Xing: Oh my God! Save me, Kafka mom! ]

Xing: Mom! I can’t tell them apart!

Xing: I really can’t tell them apart!!

Xing: Kafka mom, please save me!

Kafka (Pera): Little cutie, what are you looking for mom for?

Xing (surprised): Mom! How come you are Pera too?

Kafka (Pella): Aren’t you also Pella?

Xing: I am… Pioneer Pella?

Snap!

On Xing’s face.

Cover Pella’s face.

[Xing: What’s going on!! Why are they all Pella!! ]

[Ying: This world! It’s just a huge Pella! ]

[Dream Seeker: Have we always lived in Pella’s shadow? ]

[Pella: Eh? ]

[Hanabi: Hahaha~ Pioneer believed it and succeeded! (Cyber ​​Forgetfulness)]


I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother

I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother

我刷星铁短视频,卡芙卡喜当妈
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2024 Native Language: chinesse
Ye Feng was lying in poverty in the rental house. I didn't expect to be bound to a system, and I didn't expect that the videos I watched would be broadcast live to the Star Iron World. Goodbye, Mom, for the first time. Tonight I’m sailing away! Kafka: I am so happy to be a mother... Silver Wolf: Half of the star is me, then? March 7: That Silver Wolf must be Xing’s father! Star Iron Video makes them laugh. The final lesson of the collapse! Xing: Miss Himeko! Sambo: My tears! Miss Jizi really is! Forgive me, a grown man! Woohoo~ Fu Xuan: Ji Zi, a real woman! Take their tears. Finally, the Genshin Impact’s Dance of the Water God! The tears have been cried out. The rest. It has been silent for a long time. Even the Joyful Star God—Aha could not help but sigh. "A sword hangs over the head." "Dancing." "The Sinner's Dance." "She left everything to the people she loved so much."

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