[Dream Seeker: Too silly! The Star-Iron universe is so much fun! ]
[Kiana: A world where thousands of jokes merge. ]
[Ying: Hahaha! (Laughing unkindly)]
[Xing: What are you laughing at, Sea King of Teyvat? You will be there soon! ]
[Ying: Me? Impossible! This is your Star-Iron world.
And I.
In Teyvat.
How can they be connected? (Shaking my head)]
The video starts playing:
"Advanced Guide to Making Friends Out of Nothing"
Beloberg.
Ying: I am Ying. Today I am experimenting with a new strategy for making friends.
Ying (screaming): Ah~Ah~
Suddenly.
Ying wailed to the sky.
Then he fell to the ground.
Ying: Yes, I am in pain now.
Ying: At this time, someone who can care about a stranger like me.
Ying: It must be a noble and sincere friend worth making friends with!
[Ying: Hmm? A noble and sincere friend worth making friends with?
Who could it be? ]
[Xing: Me? (Pointing at himself)]
[Ying: Stop kidding! If it were you, I would eat Paimon! ]
The video continues to play:
Pah!
A silver-gray haired girl.
Appeared in front of Ying.
Ying: Eh?
Xing: Did you lose your wallet?
[Ying: What? Why are you here? ! (Shocked)]
[Xing: King of Teyvat, remember what you said~
You want to eat Paimon. (laughing)]
[Ying: This…]
[Paimon: Huh? Paimon is not an emergency food! ]
[Dream Seeker: It is expected, but also reasonable, the meeting of the two seniors. ]
Xing: Kidney overdraft?
Xing (hands folded across chest): Stand up~
Ying: You! Can you please stop making trouble!
Xing: So what are you doing?
Ying (coughs lightly): I am pretending to be sick here, waiting for a destined person.
Xing: Is it possible that you are really sick?
Xing: There is a doctor named Natasha in the lower district, I will introduce you to her.
[Natasha: Although I am a doctor, I cannot treat psychiatric patients. Turn right at 23. ]
[Ying: Psychiatric department? ]
[Natasha: Mental hospital. 】
[Ying:! ]
[Xing: King of Teyvat, this kind of fishing experiment is no longer popular.
What era is it now. ]
[Ying: Huh? Practice makes perfect!
Then tell me, besides this method, can you make close friends?
What other ways are there to make close friends?
Of course!
Except for you, a fun person! (annoyed)]
[Hanabi: Happy~]
The scene continues to play:
Ying (angry): Instead of making sarcastic remarks here, why notSolve the problem for me!
Xing (spreading his hands): I have helped you so many times, but you are not doing your best~
Ying: Stop talking nonsense and find me a friend!
Ying: Aren’t you known for your wide knowledge? It doesn’t matter how much money you spend!
Xing (his eyes lit up when he heard about money): Yes!
Xing: Although I think you are being unreasonable, I do have a solution!
Xing: Isn’t it amazing?
Ying: Oh?
[March 7: The code is correct! ]
[Dream Seeker: When it comes to money, Pioneer seems to have changed. ]
[Silver Wolf: As expected of 10 Xingqiong, the one who can blow up the universe, the Galaxy Batman.
The first mercenary in the universe! ]
[Xing: Is it that exaggerated~ And! Who are you sending away, 10 Xingqiong!
How to say it…
It has to be 11 Xingqiong! 】
[Kiana: Yes, is there a big difference? (Awkward smile)]
In the video.
Da da da!
Soon.
Xing will launch a robot.
Xing: This is the Empress’s good friend, the latest AI friend of the Interstellar Peace Company.
[Xing: Look, the Sea King of Teyvat, isn’t this bringing you a friend?
No need for fishing enforcement~]
[Ying: Using robots as friends, you give up on humans? (Shocked)]
Ying: You, have you given up on humans?
Xing: What era is it, and you still make traditional friends?
Xing: This thing is awesome, with a high degree of intelligence, and it can not only learn autonomously.
Xing: It can also be customized at will, you decide your friends!
Ying (confused): Yes, is that so?
Xing (handing out the manual): Here is the manual.
Xing (taking the money Ying handed over and weighing it for a while): You use it first, and you can return it at any time if you are not satisfied!
Ying: I feel like I was fooled, anyway, give it a try first.
[Ying: I always feel that it doesn’t look very reliable. Also, who would use a robot as a friend! ! ]
[Paimon: That’s it! (Conforming to the Tao)]
[Xing: Don’t pay attention to the details~ Also, you and emergency food are not friends, right?
What’s wrong with one more robot?
Besides.
I told you, you can return it at any time if you are not satisfied.
Still can’t defeat you?
Don’t worry!
The robot I recommend will never have any problems!
We are all brothers, how could I lie to you? 】
【Ying: Yeah~ That’s right! You can return it at any time if you are not satisfied. (Touching chin)】
In the picture.
Ying takes the robot home.
Robot (rapper mode): Hi! Man~ I say, let’s find something funny to do, Yo~
Ying: Huh? (Switch to next mode)
Robot (shy): Man, it’s my first time making friends too.
Robot (embarrassed): All, allI’ll listen to you!
Ying: (Switch to the next mode)
Robot (singing): Looking for a friend~ Found one…
Robot (butler mode): Friend, this is today’s play plan.
Robot: First go to the lower area to listen to rap, then go to the museum to cultivate sentiment, and finally go to the square to show off some fries.
Ying (angrily throws the control machine): Each one is more weird than the other!
[Sambo: "Show off some fries"! (laughing)]
[Hanabi: Is that girlfriend mode? That coy look. (laughing!)]
[Ying: Trash can war god! Look at your robot! What the hell is going on!
Didn’t you say that there would be absolutely no problems? ]
[Xing: Yes! Is there a problem? ]
[Ying: Yes! I have a problem! A big problem!!! 】
[Xing: Sorry, we are only responsible for the robot’s problems. (Spreading hands)]
[Ying: Huh, are we not on the same channel? )]
The video continues to play:
Ying (sighing): There is no feeling of friendship at all.
Ying: Let’s return it. (To read the violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Robot (hurriedly stopping): Dear! I suggest you take another look!
Robot: There are many other settings.
Ying: No, no, no, I understand. This is not a problem of setting. The key is…
Ying: You don’t have the sense of value as a friend.
Robot (introduction): The definition of friends I understand refers to people with similar interests and similar feelings. []
Ying (waving hands): Of course it’s more than that. Everything has its value.
Ying: For example, compared to being a friend with an ordinary person.
Ying: Being able to be friends with a big shot like Jeppard is completely different in value.
Robot (transforms into Jeppard in an instant): Is that so?
Ying (widens his eyes): Oh my gosh! There is such a function? !
[Xing: How is it? King of Teyvat, the intellectual destiny is amazing! ]
[Ying: Amazing! But you are not the intellectual destiny! ]
[Jepard: Uh, the robots of the Peace Company are so intelligent?
Can they become like me? (touching his chin)]
[Shiluva: When you meet Xiaojiejie in the future, you must pay attention to whether he is a robot pretending to be one. ]
[Hanabi: Oh? It’s not just me who can pretend to be one?
The robot’s ability to imitate makes it difficult for people to recognize the real from the fake for a while. ]
[Topa: The Interstellar Peace Company has such a powerful robot, how come I don’t know about it? 】
[Jimi: Maybe it’s a secret? ]
[Topa: But, how did the pioneers get it?
Can they sell it? ]
[Jimi: Maybe it’s Elio’s script? ! (Shocked)]
[Elio: Don’t throw all the dirty water on me! (Damn it!)]
The screen continues to play:
Robot (Jeppad’s appearance): Do you feel the value has been raised now?
Passerby A Isn’t this Mr. Jeppard?
Passerby B: Eh? Why is he chatting with a stranger? They seem to have a good relationship?
Robot (Jeppad’s appearance): Miss Ying is my friend.
Passerby A/B (shocked): So that’s the case? !
Ying (pushes the robot away, embarrassed): Sorry, we’re leaving first!
Wait in a quiet corner where no one is.
Ying (angry): You’re crazy! You suddenly become like that!
Robot: Isn’t this what you asked for?
Ying: Eh~ Never mind.
Ying: But the feeling just now was really good!
Robot: Do I need to change back now?
Ying: Hmm~ Wait! Let me think about it.
Ying: In that case, I have a bold idea!
[Bronya (Big Duck): I always feel a chill on my back. (Alert)]
[Ying: Don’t worry, Ms. Bronya (Big Duck), I won’t let the robot become you.
Otherwise.
If you get into trouble later.
I can’t stay in Beloberg. (Spreading hands~)]
[Bronya (Big Duck): Really? ]
[Ying: You can not believe me! But you have to believe in the character of the Trash Can God of War.
As her good sister, how could I lie to you? ]
In the video.
Ying: If the Great Guardian is my friend.
[Bronya (Big Duck): Is this what you said you would not lie to me?
You, did you agree on that? ! ]
[Ying: Uh, listen to my quibbling first… No, it’s an explanation! 】
The camera turns.
Ying (turns to look at the robot that has transformed into Bronya behind him): Let’s go, follow the plan.
Robot (Bronya’s appearance): Okay!
Passing by Silver Mane Guard.
Silver Mane Guard A Huh? Great Guardian, why are you here?
Robot (Bronya’s appearance): Don’t panic, I just came to check the progress of the project.
Robot (Bronya’s appearance): Miss Ying, what do you think of the current situation?
Ying: Ahem! The current situation is still uncertain.
Ying: Further confirmation is needed before it can be confirmed.
Robot (Bronya’s appearance): Well, I agree with you.
【Xing: Listening to your words is like listening to your words. (confused)]
[March 7: "As You See It"]
[Su Chang: I just watched it for nothing~]
[Ying: Ahem, don’t worry about these details. (awkward)]
Silver Mane Guard A (looking at his companion): Ying, who is it?
Silver Mane Guard B: I don’t know 270, to be able to talk to the Great Guardian, he must be someone of some importance.
Ying: Look at how panicked these people are, how can they be concerned about my identityThere must be all kinds of speculations!
[Ying: Yes, I am, handsome, elegant, suave, and talented,
Known as a pear blossom overshadowing a crabapple.
The traveler nicknamed the Sea King of Teyvat – Ying! ]
[Xing: Who? (scratching head) ]
[Ying: You! (annoyed) ]
[Bronya (Big Duck): Traveler, um, your robot is leaving! (reminding) ]
[Ying: Huh? So soon! (surprised) ]
Robot (Bronya): Sorry to disturb you, but we have to go.
Ying: Why?
Robot (Bronya): If you stay too long, the risk of your identity being exposed will increase.
Ying: That makes sense!
Ying (smirking): This guy is really amazing!
Ying: If I use it well, can I support Beloberg with one hand? !
Very soon.
In the streets and alleys.
There are all kinds of news about Ying.
"That Ying is not only a close friend of Lord Jeppard."
"She is also very close to Lady Bronya!"
"How is it possible! How can that guy have that kind of strength?"
"Someone saw her and Lady Bronya inspecting the construction site of the Pillar of Creation together."
"Ying is likely to be the person in charge of the next Beloberg!"
[Xing: Is this the power of rumors? Why are they getting more outrageous than the last? ]
[Ying: Ahem~ This is all thanks to the robot you gave me, Trash Can God of War.
It is really very useful, even nine out of ten!
You are good sisters indeed!
You didn’t forget me! (Nods)]
[Paimon: Traveler, but aren’t you afraid of being exposed? Such a big hype? (Shocked)]
[Ying: How is it possible? I have made a detailed plan and everything is under my control! (Clenched fists)]
Not far away.
Jeppard who was reading the newspaper.
Suddenly alert.
Jeppard: Ying? !
A residence.
Ying: Now, everyone’s evaluation of me has improved significantly.
Ying: That’s right, this is the value of the right friends!
Robot: I am very happy to help you, my friend.
Ying: Of course! Your value is also reflected, and the money is not wasted.
Robot: Thank you for your trust, my friend.
Knock, knock!
Knock on the door.
Jeppard: Open the door! Silver Mane Iron Guard! Surprise inspection!
[Ying: Oh my god! So fast?! (Shocked)]
[Xing: Is this your detailed plan? ]
[Dream Seeker: Eh~ You are only handsome for a second. ]
