The video continues to play:
Above.
Jing Yuan and Yan Qing are side by side.
"Yan Qing."
"Hey~ General!"
"Later, Crazy Thursday, mushroom chicken 19 yuan, 19 yuan 9!"
[March 7: Hey, I live in Bengbu haha! ! ]
[Paimon: Hey, isn’t that Wendy’s catchphrase? ! ]
[Su Shang: Put it on Yan Qing, there is no sense of disobedience! ]
[Fu Xuan: General, Crazy Thursday, mushroom chicken? ]
[Jing Yuan: Ahem, it’s not me, Fu Qing. (Shaking his head)]
[Yan Qing: But, General, the voice is exactly the same as yours, not a bit different? ! 】
[Yae Shen Zi: Could it be that General Jing Yuan has the mind to advertise other stores in his spare time while managing the Shen Ce Mansion? ]
[Gui Naifen: I am touched by Luofu Xianzhou! General Jing Yuan really works for the country and the people! ]
[Bai Lu: Mushroom chicken~ doesn’t it sound better than a meat burger? (licking lips)]
[Jing Yuan: … (silence)]
[Fu Xuan: Listening to that cheerful voice, it doesn’t sound like a thing that is hundreds of years old. ]
[Qing Que: Lord Fu Xuan, then your days as a general will be postponed a little bit? ]
The screen continues to play:
Jing Yuan looked down at the blade below.
“Do you still remember me?”
“Hmph! I remember!”
The blade’s voice was slightly hoarse.
Then, he said: "Humans have seven emotions and six desires!"
"The White Dragon is destined by fate!"
"Huh?!" Jingyuan and Yanqing’s faces darkened.
"Jingyuan, you are not, the national server Han Xin!!"
Huh!
The camera turned.
Sat up in shock from the dying illness.
Dan Heng suddenly woke up from his dream.
Gasping.
The brain is shaking! (Dan Heng is sure!)
The end.
[Sambo: What the hell? So smooth! (This is more silky than Dove)]
[Gui Naifen: Dan Heng: I woke up too fast, not sure, sleep a little longer? (smile)]
[Hook: What is the national server Han Xin? 】
[Silver Wolf: A character with a gun. General Jingyuan doesn’t have a gun, so he’s not one of them. 】
[March 7: wow! I get it! Danheng has a gun! So, he woke up from his dream!
The real Han Xin in the national server is actually Danheng!! 】
[Jepard: I stand in awe, Danheng, my great-great-great-grandfather once told the story of "Thirteen Deadly Guns". 】
[Shiluwa: It seems that it must be Mr. Danheng! The destined little white (green) dragon! 】
[Bailu: So the former Lord Longzun also has another nickname called Han Xin, with a gun like a dragon? 】
[Danheng: What? ! (confused)]
……
"Huh?"
"That UP host updated again?”
“Rose and Gunlance?”
“It just so happens that Genshin Impact also has a gift package system to work on. ”
Ye Feng thought for a moment.
He started brushing the original god.
…
[Xiawo 050lei joined!]
[Kamisato Ayato joined!]
[Xiao Gong joined!]
Just a moment ago.
The character invitation module started and invited two people again.
[Navia: The light screen went dark again.]
[Paimon: It will be fine in a while!]
[Ying: I always feel bad?]
[Paimon: Hey, no matter how bad it is, isn’t it good to have the previous video of me becoming a dwarf melon?
Becoming a dwarf melon, but the cowherd said so many times! Damn it!]
Paimon just finished speaking.
The light screen slowly lit up.
[March 7: "Rose and Gunlance"? ! ]
[Su Chang: It’s the continent of Teyvat! ]
[Guinai Fen: How do you know this? ]
[Su Chang: It’s obviously a flying dwarf violet! (Pointing to the purple-skinned Paimon)]
[Paimon: Huh]
The video starts playing:
"Rose and Gunlance.zip"
[yo~ sauce~ Yi Ke go~ sauce~ give~ Bo~]
Fontaine.
Xavier: Brother, give me some investment. (Brother, give me 500 yuan.)
Morris: I don’t understand, smecta.
Morris: Goodbye! (Turning around and running away)
Xavier (furious): How can you be like Vashé! (How can you be like a dog!)
Da Da Da!
Behind Xavier.
The master (traveler) comes.
The master (traveler): What happened? !
Xavier: Investment is hard to make money, and reflection is hard to shoot! (Money is hard to make, shit is hard to eat~)
The camera turns.
A room in Fontaine.
Kamisato Ayaka, Kamisato Ayato, and Yomiuri.
There are also Xavier, the traveler, and Chiori.
Plus a purple dwarf pansy.
Gathered together.
(Greeting…)
Kamisato Ayaka: oi!
Kamisato Ayato :oi!
Xiaogong: oi!
Chiori: oi!
Ye (traveler): Huh?
[Sambo: Bang, listen to the oi sound. ]
[March Seven: Is this the unique way of greeting people in Teyvat? ]
[Danheng: There are only six people, and my brain is occupied by the oi sound. If more than a dozen people greet together…]
[Walter: I’m afraid it can shatter people’s eardrums. (Pushing glasses)]
[Kamisato Ayaka: Of course not! We Inazuma people don’t greet like this. (Waving hands, awkward smile)]
[Xiaogong: Yes, the way of greeting here is too exaggerated. ]
[Ying: Only sentWhen I say hello, it will be like this. 】
[Paimon: Nangdayo? ! 】
The video continues to play:
Kamisato Ayato: How far has your Yingying been prepared?
Xavier: Currently there is not enough money, the actors have not been decided, and there is no script.
Chiori: Tell everyone, who is still missing in your team?
The camera turns.
Accompanied by the song of two and a half years.
Xavier starts to select people.
Xavier: Now, we are still missing a photographer.
Ye (Traveler): I’ll do it!
Xavier: A script supervisor.
Paimon: Come!
Xavier: A logistics person.
Chiori: I’ll ask the people in the store to come over and help.
Xiao Gong: I’ll claim the assistant director first!
Xavier (hesitant): The last director…
The scene changes.
Outside Fontaine Court.
My master took Xavier and Paimon to find Funina, who was doing nothing.
Funina (alert): What do you want to do?
Xavier: This is a little gift we prepared for Lady Funina. (Takes out Qianling Mousse)
[Arakaki Ito: Flying Dwarf Viola is so small, can it still be a scene recorder? ]
[Paimon: Discrimination! This is naked discrimination! I am so small, what’s wrong with being a scene recorder? ]
[Qingque: Yes, look at Master Fu Xuan and Master Bailu, they… Uh, Master Fu Xuan, don’t do it! (Covering the face that was pulled)]
[Fukalos: Qianling Mousse, Funina will accept the position of director, right? (Smile)]
[Funina: Humph! You want to bribe me with just a piece of food? That’s impossible! (Pouting)]
[Funina: Gods, however, will not bend for a mere five pecks of rice! ]
The screen continues to play:
Funina took the Thousand Spirits Mousse.
And tasted it.
Funina: Oli! Go brothers!
[Sushang: Gods also have times when they bend for a few pecks of rice. ]
[Funina: Ahem. (Looks embarrassed)]
[Zhongli: (Takes a sip of tea, says nothing)]
[Wendy: Hey~]
[Paimon: Gods, too, sometimes have no food to eat and sometimes are short of money. ]
[Funina: It’s just a piece of Thousand Spirits Mousse. I won’t take a single needle or thread from the residents of Fontaine!
As a god, of course, the main purpose is to help the people! Yes, that’s right. (Holding his hands over his chest, nodding)]
Xavier: I would like to invite you to be the director of our crew.
Funina: How much is the salary?
Xavier: About 50 Mora.
Funina: Not bad!
[Funina: 50 Mora? ! Isn’t it a bit too…little, (mumbling)]
[Pam: Miss Funina, didn’t you say that the main purpose is to help the people? ]
[Funina: That’s right, but, but… uhWow, I’m really running out of money! (crying~)]
[Paimon: That’s right, don’t be so arrogant, just tell the truth, right?
The traveler and I will help you, right, traveler? ]
[Ying: We’re running out of money. (Take out the last few hundred Mora)]
[Paimon: Uh, okay. Miss Funina, go find someone else, they will help you. (awkward smile)]
[Funina:? ] (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
In the video.
The camera turns.
The four travelers Paimon find Xiawolei.
Xiawolei: What do you need me to do? Just be the action director of the actors?
Xavier: Ah, yes, yes! (Wang Xishun’s passionate voiceover)
Xiawolei: I’ll join.
After the others left.
Xiawolei found the traveler.
Xiawolei: A gun murder occurred at the corner of the mouth.
Ye (Traveler): So excited! (Wow cool wow cool!)
Xiawolei: I hope you go back and have a good sleep, and decide tomorrow whether to investigate with me.
[March Seven: Do you feel that wherever the traveler goes, there will be accidents, even deaths? ]
[Sushang: After Miss March Seven said that, it seems that it is so! ]
[Huo Huo: Well, so scared. (Shivering)]
(bbcf)[Silver Wolf: It’s like, Conan in the world! ][]
[Ying: Teyvat is a big continent, I just happened to meet it. (Awkward smile)]
[Paimon: Yes, how can it be so coincidental… Uh, someone behind you, the traveler, has an accident! 】
[Ying: …]
[Xiawolei: Is the traveler a cursed creature? (Frowning)]
On the screen.
The filming of Yingying begins.
Xavier: Then I declare that "The Two Gunslingers" has officially begun!
Funina (Chuuni): Let Yingying sweep across Fontaine like a tsunami!
Chiori and Kamisato Ayaka.
Chiori: If there is no way back~ This is not wrong~ How deep are your scheming~
Kamisato Ayato: Collapse, I’m really going to collapse! (Running away)
The other side.
Kamisato Ayaka and Xiawolei.
Prop Master: Veronika.
Veronika (holding two Desert Eagles): These are my two guns, one is called Snow Explosion. The other is called Bizui.
Da da da!
Kamisato Ayaka finds Funina.
Kamisato Ayaka (crying): I don’t want to play anymore, let Miss Xiawolei play.
Funina: OK!
[Kamisato Ayaka: How cunning are you~ (staring at Kamisato Ayaka)]
[Kamisato Ayaka: I, Kamisato Ayaka, as everyone knows, am a person without cunning. ]
[Kamisato Ayaka: Do you think I believe it? ! ]
[Paimon: Staring~]
[YaeSon of God: Puff! (Can’t help laughing)]
[Fu Xuan: I also give this song to the general, the general is also very cunning! ]
[Jing Yuan: How can I call mine cunning? (Shakes his head)]
[Fu Xuan: Humph! There are always things hidden from us, isn’t that cunning? ]
[Jing Yuan: Haha~ The main thing is to tell you, Fu Qing, you can’t solve it, but it makes your small body suffer.
Getting thinner day by day, becoming more mini, won’t it make Qingque laugh at you. (Laughs lightly)]
[Qingque: General! You, you bad guy! ]
[Fu Xuan: Uh, Qingque, why did you interrupt me? (Stunned)]
[Qingque: I am thinking about Master Fu Xuan, after all, if it is like what General Jingyuan said…]
[Fu Xuan: Climb!! (Furious)]
The video continues to play:
The second scene.
Funina: This is the scene where the two protagonists return home and find their mother murdered.
Funina: Get ready, 3, 2, 1! Start!
Paimon (holding the clapperboard): Hey! (Deliberately)
Da Da Da!
Xiawolei and Kamisato Ayaka come slowly.
The woman looking at the end.
Kamisato Ayaka (crying): Female horse!!
Funina: Hey! You are really a genius in filming!
[March 7: Entering the role in one second! (Shocked)]
[Kamisato Ayaka: Ayaka’s on-the-spot performance shocked Funina. ]
[Kamisato Ayaka: Ha~ After all, she is an old actor. 】
[Paimon: You two are really~]
[Gui Naifen: One is terribly cunning, the other is a master of acting, what kind of family is the Kamisato family? 】
[Shiluwa: It sounds not simple. 】
[Kamiri Ayaka: Just, hum, ordinary. (Smile)]
[Mari: Pay attention to the wording, ordinary, there will be a test later. 】
[Xing: Got it, godfather! (Nod)]
[Kamiri Ayaka: That’s enough~]
The screen continues to play:
Filming ends.
The traveler follows Xiawolei to investigate the case.
Come to a wall with a big question mark.
Xiawolei: Although it has been cleaned once, it is obviously the scorch mark penetrated by the rifle bullet.
Looking for clues everywhere.
The two of them and the melon met a passerby.
Xiawo: Hello? !
Emiliade: I don’t know anything! (Turning head)
Xiawo: I want to find out something.
Emiliade (furious): Is this the end? Don’t think that you are a gangster just because you dye your hair purple (golden)!
Emiliade (pointing around): To tell you the truth, they are all like this, I can kill you!
[Xiawo: Dyed, purple hair? ! (Angry! Gun loaded)]
[March 7: Miss Xiawo, purple hair, golden hair is a traveler? ! ]
[Sylva: FontaineFontaine, is this how you recognize people? Mingfen Chunpu~]
[Hook: Wow! The Black Society! (shivering)]
[Huo Huo: Is it the same organization as the Traveler? (shivering)]
[Paimon: It’s the Black Society of Fontaine. (sucking hands)]
[Paimon: Traveler, they won’t kill us all, right? ]
[Ying: I don’t rule out this possibility. ]
[Paimon: Emilyred and the others, there seem to be a lot of people~ and they’re so fierce! ]
[Danheng: A battle is inevitable, the atmosphere has already sparked. ]
[Pam: There’s no room for negotiation, Pam? (hiding behind Miss Jizi’s thigh)]
[Pela: Both sides are aggressive, there’s no room for negotiation, especially Emilyred. 】
[Xi’er: Looks like another river of blood is flowing. ]
In the video.
Xiawolei (pulling out a big Mora): Fruity candy~ (Happy birthday~)
Emired took the big Mora.
Emired (relaxing her expression, flattering): Miss Zi is really a pretty girl~ and she can even speak English~
Xiawolei: Huh, hhh.
[Xi’er: A big battle was resolved just like that? (Shocked)]
[Paimon: Just like that, is it over? ! ]
[Xiluwa: Where is Emilred’s fierceness just now? ]
[Topa: What do you mean, money makes the devil go! No, it’s the devil who goes!
It depends on how Miss Xiawolei negotiates money. (Smile)]
[Xiawolei: Ah, this. (Awkward smile)]
[Sambo: It’s absolutely amazing! ]
[Aha: Happy~]
In the video.
Xiawolei and the traveler found the insider Taito.
Tato: A month ago, a brother got drunk at night and lost a gun.
Xiawolei: Got it! (Flying Tigers voice acting)
[Currently available information: (Rainbow Rose)]
[Gun homicide case:]
[Hello, everyone from the Fontaine Special Patrol. ]
[I am a gun trainee who has been practicing for two and a half days. ]
The next day.
Filming location.
Funina: Today is the final scene for the two protagonists.
Funina: Get ready! 3, 2, 1, start!
Paimon (holding the clapperboard): Hey! (Intentional!)
Slowly.
The Execution Song of Da Qiao is played.
Actor: You lost your mother and killed your father! What else can you leave behind except a crime?
Xiawolei (holding a red crystal desert eagle): I left it behind, justice! ! .
