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Honkai Impact: I, Captain, revealed myself in the opening chat group chapter 037


[Alicia: Your name is Alicia?!]

[Alicia: This title…Your tone is so harsh?!]

[Alicia: What do you mean?!]

[Alicia: Do you want to fight Ali?!]

[Alicia: Let me tell you secretly, Ali is not someone to be trifled with!]

[March 7: Yeah, Ellie is not someone to be trifled with!]

[Xing: Not to be trifled with!]

[Pam: So annoying Pam!]

[Himeko (star): You did it!]

[Kiana: Yes?!]

[Bronya: You idiot Kiana, don’t meddle in other people’s affairs!]

[Teresa: +1]

[Himeko: +2]

[Penglai Temple Jiuxiao: Why?! Why aren’t you allowed to interfere in other people’s affairs? Is it because Kiana is an idiot?!]

[Kiana (2): The best thing you can say is Kiana from another world!]

[Siren: What’s your level? Do you dare to call my container stupid?! You want to die, right?! ]

As soon as the puffer fish opens its mouth, you can tell whether it is there or not.

The pink fat woman said harsh words and still stayed at the level of fighting, but the puffer fish…If you open your mouth or shut up, you will die!

As for whether he can beat him or not, that’s another matter!

Just talk and be ruthless!

The screen slowly opened, and Xing was sitting in front of the long table in a serious manner. The person she was thinking of was a plump pink woman with a flawless face.

Ellie here is wearing a dress with crystal, magic, and plant lamp elements.

Logically speaking, such complex elements can be combined into one piece of clothing.

It will appear extremely abrupt.

The cute Licia’s beauty perfectly combines the abruptness.

The bell with wings is like a flower girl, holding a strand of her hair and holding her veil, holy and noble!

[Xilin (bubble): So beautiful, this dress looks great!]

[Xier: I want to wear a dress like this too!]

[Brownie: It doesn’t look good. It’s not scientific, right?…This unscientific….]

Not scientific.

Not pretty.

She doesn’t want to…Wuwu, Wuwuwu , I’m so small, I can’t wear such clothes, Wuwu, Wuwuwu…

[Bai Lu: Is Miss Alicia a member of the Vidyadhara clan? The ears are all pointed!]

[Alicia: A Vidyadhara?! I don’t know, do you have any obvious characteristics?!]

[Bai Lu: Yeah…Does having a tail and horns count?!]

[Alicia: Hey, tail…As you can see, Ellie is a girl as beautiful as a flower, so…Can you touch your tail for me?!]

[Himeko (star): Slut?!]

[Bai Lu: A little bit!]

[Li Sushang (star): Terrible!]

[Qingque: Don’t be fooled!]

[Bai Lu: Uh…Do you think I am that idiot from Kiana? How could I be fooled so easily?!]

[Bai Lu: Besides, the tails and horns of our Vidyadhara clan have very special meanings!]

[Bai Lu: If you touch it, there will be an extra marriage contract and all kinds of weird things. It’s really troublesome!]

[Bai Lu: Also…In this case, don’t talk nonsense, you will be taken away as a bt!]

[Alicia: Wow…Sad, Ellie cried!]

“Speaking of which, the meeting in the video is really an epic meeting between two major ‘BT’s!”

Bai Ze pointed at Xing and Alicia.

He started popularizing science seriously.

“One of them is unable to walk after seeing a trash can, and the other…It’s someone who can’t walk when he sees a beautiful girl!”

[Li Sushang (Xing): So, Xing regards Alicia as a trash can?!]

[Alicia:…???this…Is it polite?!]

[Herrscher of Knowledge: Is your special name also called Li Sushang?!]

[Li Sushang (star): Are you polite?! ]

Li Datou was sad.

Just watch a show and get scared!

The Herrscher of Consciousness suddenly appeared with full resentment, as if…It was as if he had beaten her up.

That’s outrageous!

The live broadcast routine is deep, I want to go back to school!

Mathematics is taught in the school, and I sleep soundly!

Big head Li decided not to think about anything and watch the video obediently.

If you are in a bad mood, just take out your math textbook, immerse yourself in it, and enjoy the baptism of knowledge!

In the picture, Xingqiang, who was less than a week old, pretended to be an old man.

Alicia’s final trial

“Is Alicia the one you’re special about?! You said the person in this photo is you?!”

“So what if?!”

Alicia straightened up casually.

Staring at the star with a smile.

This girl…She is quite pretty, but her brain is not very good!

“No, isn’t this special photo of me?”

“You guy, please look at it clearly!”

“How can this be your photo, Alicia? You shouldn’t even want to grab the photo!”

The uncontrollable roar of March Qi came from the communication device hanging on Xing’s chest.

Just listening to the voice, one could tell that March Qi was very angry.

Last night, the fat pink woman suddenly appeared in her room. She must have said that she It’s her sister.

Then, she, a simple March 7, was tricked into sleeping with her.

But this morning, Alicia actually told the people on the train that she was March 7!

Haha, laugh to death, this is so weird Aren’t you telling lies with your eyes open?

You are March 7!

Then who am I?

Tell me, you are March 7, then who am I?!

“I don’t know, anyway….Ellie…No, I am March 7th!”

“Where is the evidence?!”

Listening to Xing’s question, Alicia pouted, unhappy.

“I am March 7th!”

“I am really March 7th!”

“My evidence is very conclusive, come on, please look at vcr~”

New information appeared, and with Alicia’s special proof, some words were enlarged and bolded. It was displayed intuitively in front of everyone.

Pink hair.

Use a bow.

Beautiful Girl.

Standing pose!

These are all the same, so…I am March 7th!

“You are a piece of shit March 7, this…This obviously doesn’t explain anything!”

In the communicator, the roar of March 7th came again.

There was a little more crying.

Bullying!

What a bully!

I deceived my body, and I still want to…Lie to yourself!

How could there be such a hateful woman in this world?! really…Mom is right, the more beautiful a girl is, the better she is at lying!

Eh…No, I don’t seem to have a mother?!


Honkai Impact I, Captain, revealed myself in the opening chat group

Honkai Impact I, Captain, revealed myself in the opening chat group

崩坏:我,舰长,开局聊天群自曝
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2024 Native Language: chinese
[Feilu Novel Network’s exclusive contracted novel: Honkai Impact: I, Captain, reveal myself in the opening chat group] Bai Ze is a senior Mijia game player. He was fucked by a fat pink woman, sent to the Third World, and became the red-haired captain of Hyperion. Can do the splits in the air. Will clean the deck. He even possesses the power of the five elements and the power of the dual destiny paths of [Destruction] and [Preservation]. Similarly, Awakening Mi fooled the live broadcast system. The situation of myself as a [player] is directly exposed at the beginning, and the various plots in the game are introduced to other characters in the Mijia world. When the Red Moon Ends, The Last Lesson, Eternal Flames of Fire, Roar of the Water Dragon, Twilight of the Gods, Trash Can War God... When the plot was revealed, the characters in the Honkai Universe were shocked. Kiana: "So this lady is the one who caused trouble by being an impostor?" Yingmei: "No, you are not a fake, you are the Herrscher of the End who destroys the world!" Penglai Temple Jiuxiao: "Let me, this savior, kill you teriteiri!" Yuexia: "Isn't that Teresa's line?" Theresa: "That's a magical girl, not me. I wouldn't say such shameful things!" Siren: "Are you calling me? I'm a magical girl!" Feilu Novel Network reminds you: This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

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