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Honkai Impact: I, Captain, revealed myself in the opening chat group chapter 029


[Yuexia: Don’t cry while gazing at the stars!]

[Yuexia: I don’t know how to use Theresa’s music, so don’t worry!]

[Yuexia: I have to wait for humans to pick me up!]

[Yuexia: Also, I have a reward this time, are you envious? Envy is not yours either!]

[Brownie: stare…..]

[Xilin: stare, stare, stare……】

[Paimon: I’m so looking forward to it, so looking forward to it. What will be the reward next month?!]

[Stargazing: Humph, Gu doesn’t care at all!]

[Stargazing: Even if a stupid vampire has a good baby, he won’t know how to use it. It doesn’t matter if he has one or not!]

[Yuexia: Hum, are you envious? Are you jealous?! ]

The two little ones started bickering as usual, and the system reward finally arrived.

“Rewards under the moon: Character card: Pledge under the moon·Give love, character memory card, exclusive stigmata under the moon·Dream”

Aha?!

Are these the rewards?!

Then….Is the moon under the moon about to turn into the moon under the moon?!

As this thought flashed through his mind, Bai Ze couldn’t help but think of Shenzhou Tablet Fuhua.

Whenever someone grows up, the immortal will be pulled out and whipped.

“Fuhua, you…Be prepared!”

[Fu Hua:? ? ? ?]

[Kiana: This…..What’s wrong with squad leader Guang?!]

[Bronya: Curious qaq!]

[Siren: +1]

Weird.

It’s obviously a reward under the moon.

Why should Fuhua prepare me?

Since I don’t know that guy, I can’t possibly say that her reward can hit me, right?!

Regarding Bai Ze’s words, Fu Hua said….Quite incomprehensible.

Even a little strange.

But the next second.

A picture posted to the live broadcast room by Yuexia made Fu Hua burst into tears.

[Stargazing: No, you…Why are you so big?! It’s a p picture, right?!]

[Brownie: Sister Stargazer, I’ve seen the pictures and there’s no problem!]

[Siren: Wow…Me, I want to grow up too!]

[Silver Wolf: No, you don’t want to, small ones are cute too!]

[Kafka: Then why are you drooling at me all the time, Miss Silver Wolf, you are a bit duplicitous!]

[Silver Wolf: Slander, rumors, Kafka, be careful, I will send you a lawyer’s letter!]

[Ji Zi: So what is the relationship between the grown-up Yuexia and Fuhua?!]

[Fu Hua: No, it doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter at all, really, ugh…Woo woo….Woo woo woo..]

“Hua, just hold on and cry!”

“This is a game, and all abnormal events are normal!”

“For example, 10000 is greater than 50000, and 8 is greater than 50000.”

“All of them can appear and have corresponding facts to prove it. Are you right, monitor Fu Hua?~~~”

[Fu Hua: No!]

[Fu Hua: I don’t understand, I don’t know anything!]

[Fu Hua: I am a girl who is always fifteen years old. Don’t ask me any more questions. I really really don’t understand anything! ]

A series of three really vividly displayed Fu Hua’s turbulent heart.

In a sense, Fu Hua’s words are correct.

She is indeed a fifteen-year-old girl forever.

She was fifteen years old when she underwent the fusion warrior surgery, and her body was fixed at that moment.

It’s normal not to grow up.

She is a fifteen-year-old girl who has lived for fifty thousand years!

[Teresa: Something’s wrong, there’s something wrong with 12 out of 10 points!]

[Stargazing: How can you grow up?!]

[Rosemary: Is it an illusion?!]

[Brownie: Science?!]

[Siren: Is it magic?!]

[Fu Hua: Is it martial arts?!]

[Raiden Meiyi: Is it a steamed bun?!]

[Yae Shenzi: Is it a colorful dumpling?!]

[Yuexia: No, no, what you said is wrong!]

[Yuexia: The grown-up Yuexia is a fact, not a mess!]

[Yuexia: And Yuexia is about to meet my dearest husband. Little stargazing sister, you have to eat well!]

[Yuexia: They are all malnourished, this is not okay!]

[Stargazing: Malnutrition?! this….Yuexia, what nonsense are you talking about?!]

[Xier: Sister Bronya also needs to eat well!]

[Bronya: Xier, you hate it! ]

I’m not fair.

Not small.

Not salted duck!

At the same time, the sound of system reward sounded again

“Congratulations to Bai Ze for getting x3 ability upgrade cards (star rating), and congratulations to Bai Ze for getting x3 newcomer group cards!”

“New member’s group card?”

“As the name suggests, the host can bring three new people into the group!”

“Three?”

Who to pull in?

This is a question worth thinking about.

Of course, the fat pink woman must be pulled in.

As for the remaining two….Let’s just choose the Treasure Treasurer and the Queen, right?!

Bai Ze suddenly made a decision.

Magical girl Sirin and puffer fish Sirin have two completely different personalities.

It must be interesting to meet.

As for recognizing treasures, she…He is a very fun person!

“Ding! Newcomer Alicia enters the live broadcast room!”

“Ding! Newcomer Xilin enters the live broadcast room!”

“Ding! Newly recognized Herrscher enters the live broadcast room!”

[Brownie: Wuhu, is there a new guy?! and…Also called Siren?!]

[Xilin (bubble): There are two Xilin now.]

[Xilin (bubble): That…Are you a magical girl too?!]

[Siren: Magical girl?! Damn it, this queen is not such a childish thing!]

[Siren:…feel wronged, cry~]

[Penglai Temple Jiuxiao: Hey, hey, you guy, can’t you talk properly?!]

[Siren: Who are you? How dare you talk to the queen like this? Can you beat me?!]

[Kiana (2): My mouth smells so bad!]

[Siren: Wait, are you Kiana? Are you the container Otto chose for the queen? Feel…No brain! ]

The talkative Puffer Herrscher, who loves to be arrogant, is finally able to speak, and of course he has to be unscrupulous and arrogant.

The magical girl Siren was the first to be wronged.

Next is Kiana.

It’s just that the Kiana here is the Kiana of the second generation, the kind who grew up strong from a young age.

Instead of Beng San’s slowly growing Ming Yan Chong Chong.

Ever since, a war of words and guns without visible gunpowder began.

Your words and her words directly flooded the screen of the live broadcast room, and everyone was shocked.

[Brownie: Is this still the little angel Celine I know?!]

[Xilin (bubble): Obviously it’s not pinching!]

[Xilin (bubble): The me in another world is so scary qaq~]

“this…”

Bai Ze lived in Bengbu, and he had thought that pufferfish were ‘talkative’.

But he didn’t expect pufferfish to be so talkative! powerful.

It’s just too strong.

If this continues, can we still watch videos quietly in the live broadcast room?!

Can you please be a peacemaker?

It’s true, it’s so difficult to coax girls, it would be great if the fat pink lady was here!

“Wait, fat pink lady, didn’t she just go in?!”

Bai Ze realized it.

Bai Ze was angry.

“Fat pink lady, don’t watch the show, break up the fight, break up the fight quickly!”

[Alicia: Pink fat woman, this one….Are you calling me?!]. ps: Guys, please be considerate, it’s really hard to type during the Chinese New Year. I’ve been busy all day and at night there are fireworks and firecrackers outside, and my spirit is almost weak!

I wish all readers a Happy New Year, may money come from all directions, everything goes well, and you may find a beautiful girlfriend!


Honkai Impact I, Captain, revealed myself in the opening chat group

Honkai Impact I, Captain, revealed myself in the opening chat group

崩坏:我,舰长,开局聊天群自曝
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2024 Native Language: chinese
[Feilu Novel Network’s exclusive contracted novel: Honkai Impact: I, Captain, reveal myself in the opening chat group] Bai Ze is a senior Mijia game player. He was fucked by a fat pink woman, sent to the Third World, and became the red-haired captain of Hyperion. Can do the splits in the air. Will clean the deck. He even possesses the power of the five elements and the power of the dual destiny paths of [Destruction] and [Preservation]. Similarly, Awakening Mi fooled the live broadcast system. The situation of myself as a [player] is directly exposed at the beginning, and the various plots in the game are introduced to other characters in the Mijia world. When the Red Moon Ends, The Last Lesson, Eternal Flames of Fire, Roar of the Water Dragon, Twilight of the Gods, Trash Can War God... When the plot was revealed, the characters in the Honkai Universe were shocked. Kiana: "So this lady is the one who caused trouble by being an impostor?" Yingmei: "No, you are not a fake, you are the Herrscher of the End who destroys the world!" Penglai Temple Jiuxiao: "Let me, this savior, kill you teriteiri!" Yuexia: "Isn't that Teresa's line?" Theresa: "That's a magical girl, not me. I wouldn't say such shameful things!" Siren: "Are you calling me? I'm a magical girl!" Feilu Novel Network reminds you: This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

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