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Honkai Impact: I, Captain, revealed myself in the opening chat group chapter 005


[Kiana: Wuhu, now you can talk to others, it’s so amazing!]

[Kiana: That guy named Bai Ze, come out and tell me why I am a game character?]

[Kiana: I am a serious game master!]

[Bronya: The game master who was defeated by Bronya ninety-nine times in a row?!]

[Teresa: This is a bit of a joke. Even Homu Comics wouldn’t dare to do it. Bai Ze…Be careful, I will ask grandpa to check your location and send you special products!]

[Otto: Actually…I’m more concerned about the resurrection card in his mouth]

[Shadow: I need it too]

[Zhongli: According to common sense, such a thing does not exist, but now something seems to have changed]

[Kiana (2): What’s going on? Why is there another one named Kiana?]

[Kiana (2): Why are there still people piracy names?]

[Kiana: Damn it, is it possible that you pirated this lady?]

[Youlandel: I want to ask, what happened to Rita next to Bai Ze? Pretending to be a member of the Destiny is a serious crime, and I have the right to investigate you!]

[Rosemary: Actually…You can also call me Rosemary, although, I also have a name called Rita!]

[Rita: What about me? Who am I?]

[Bai Ze: You are the floor tile sister of the S-class Valkyrie, you are the bt lolita control, and you are the owner of the refrigerator!]

[Rita:? ? ? ] no.

Are you polite?

What are S-class Valkyrie floor tiles?

I am the adjutant of the Immortal Blade, so my strength is not that bad!

Also, I am not a bt lolita control person!

The owner of the refrigerator is even more nonsense.

Bai Ze’s words successfully broke Rita’s defense, but…Rita’s tone is still so gentle’!

[Rita: Mr. Bai Ze, you must be responsible for your words!]

[Bai Ze: Be responsible, bear a hundred responsibilities! ]

As a seven-year-old captain.

Bai Ze’s understanding of Rita.

I’m afraid she knows her better than Rita knows her.

[Walter (star): I didn’t expect that after so long, I could still see this hateful guy like you. Otto, you deserve to die!]

[Otto: Oh, no…My dear friend, you seem to have misunderstood me a little bit!]

[Walter: No, we’re not friends!]

[March 7: Huh?! This is…There are two Uncle Yangs. Isn’t this amazing?!]

[Star: This is not…Are there two more Jizi?]

[Himeko (star): Not just two, but three. Counting myself, there are four Himeko in total!]

[Himeko: This is really interesting!]

[Ji Zi (Beng Er): Isn’t this too much?]

[Brownie: How much? Where is the excess? Theresa is the most popular!]

[Teresa:? ? ? ] what happened?

Isn’t it just me?

[Kiana: That…Are you Bronya’s long-lost egg-born sister? ]

They all say that Chong Chong is stupid.

But Chongchong also has great wisdom.

Through observation, she has successfully figured it out.

Those with brackets after their names are people from another world.

And there are no parentheses after Brownie’s name.

And she looks exactly like Bronya.

Therefore, they must be long-lost egg-laying sisters!

[Brownie: Egg-laying?]

[Bronya: Stupid Kiana, they are twins, not eggs!]

[Guan Xing: Okay, don’t say anything anymore. That one is called Bai Ze. Tell me, why are we all game characters?]

[Yuexia: What are you talking about? I don’t listen! Don’t talk! ]

Regarding the game characters.

Yuexia is also very curious.

Kan Xingxing spoke first.

She also found it meaningless.

Anyway….Don’t let everything go according to Stargazer’s wish.

She is also a little vampire who wants to save face!

But nothing can be done.

There are too many group members.

And the vast majority agreed with the idea of stargazing.

This made Yuexia feel depressed again.

Decided to head to the dungeon.

Give Stargazer a good scare.

At this time, Bai Ze spoke, and Yuexia, who was taking steps forward, stopped again.

“I know everyone doesn’t believe me”

“so…I will tell you with practical actions that everything I say is true!”

“First of all, I apologize for my previous words!”

“We are not game characters”

“is a living person”

“They are people from different worlds”

“It’s just that everyone’s destiny has been designed to a certain extent.”

“You can only follow the established trajectory”

“And I am here to change all this and let everyone gain their true selves!”

The more Bai Ze talks, the more he feels like a big liar.

He is pua and these people.

But the problem is, the fact is, they…You shouldn’t believe it, right?

“Nonsense!”

“This young lady’s fate is not planned!”

“You liar, you big liar, I will not be deceived by you!”

As the saying goes, the bug is the first to be shot. Bai Ze was worried about how to make everyone believe in him.

Chong Chong appeared quite wisely. In this case. Then….Bai Ze doesn’t mind giving Chong Chong a little shock either

“You are not Kiana, you are a pirated copy, the real Kiana is actually a stupid goose!”


Honkai Impact I, Captain, revealed myself in the opening chat group

Honkai Impact I, Captain, revealed myself in the opening chat group

崩坏:我,舰长,开局聊天群自曝
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2024 Native Language: chinese
[Feilu Novel Network’s exclusive contracted novel: Honkai Impact: I, Captain, reveal myself in the opening chat group] Bai Ze is a senior Mijia game player. He was fucked by a fat pink woman, sent to the Third World, and became the red-haired captain of Hyperion. Can do the splits in the air. Will clean the deck. He even possesses the power of the five elements and the power of the dual destiny paths of [Destruction] and [Preservation]. Similarly, Awakening Mi fooled the live broadcast system. The situation of myself as a [player] is directly exposed at the beginning, and the various plots in the game are introduced to other characters in the Mijia world. When the Red Moon Ends, The Last Lesson, Eternal Flames of Fire, Roar of the Water Dragon, Twilight of the Gods, Trash Can War God... When the plot was revealed, the characters in the Honkai Universe were shocked. Kiana: "So this lady is the one who caused trouble by being an impostor?" Yingmei: "No, you are not a fake, you are the Herrscher of the End who destroys the world!" Penglai Temple Jiuxiao: "Let me, this savior, kill you teriteiri!" Yuexia: "Isn't that Teresa's line?" Theresa: "That's a magical girl, not me. I wouldn't say such shameful things!" Siren: "Are you calling me? I'm a magical girl!" Feilu Novel Network reminds you: This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

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