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Entertainment: Damimi called the police to arrest me at the beginning chapter 084


You are so perverted!

“Are you still having a massage today?”

Looking at the shining eyes in front of him, Bai Xingjian had a slight headache.

Damn it, is Yang Mi addicted after enjoying the massage service?

“You can’t press it every day. If you press it again today, you will only feel pain all over your body.”

“My whole body hurts yesterday… Little liar, you lied to me and said it didn’t hurt…”

Seeing Yang Mi’s reproachful eyes, Bai Xingjian looked up at the sky.

To be fair, he just told a lie that any man would tell.

At that time, a normal girl would look at you pitifully and ask you if it hurts… Do you really tell her that it hurts a lot?

Of course, she comforted her in a low voice, saying, “It’s okay, I’ll do it gently, it won’t hurt very much.” Bai Xingjian said the same thing, and then… I was scolded by classmate Yang Mi for a full twenty minutes.

Bai Xingjian didn’t know where she got the strength from. She originally thought that this girl was exhausted. But when she cursed, my dear, Bai Xingjian was stunned by the scolding.

It’s really hard to imagine that a girl who was so sweet and shy one second would start cursing like a pig butchering…

real. Don’t judge people by their appearance!

Afterwards, classmate Yang Mi told him that this was to divert attention from the pain.

What can Bai Xingjian do? Of course he chose to believe her lies.

By the way, even if you are just a little girl, you can still see the difference in personality.

During the meeting with Tang Yan before, she bit her pillow the whole time without even humming.

Of course, it may also be because I don’t have the energy to hum.

But students like Yang Mi, who obviously have no energy, can still miraculously squeeze out the energy to curse people.

In comparison, one seems more submissive, while the other… is unruly and even a bit fierce.

I’m in so much pain, you can’t even think about feeling comfortable!

Of course, it’s also very magical to become snarky again after scolding someone.

“Mimi, you are really afraid of pain.”

“Nonsense, who is not afraid of pain? Let me tell you, it’s a good thing I don’t have dysmenorrhea, otherwise, I don’t know what I should do during those few days every month. I’d rather die.”

“It’s not that exaggerated.”

“It’s not an exaggeration at all. My roommate once was so painful that he was shaking all over, which scared me. At that time, I thought that if I had dysmenorrhea one day and couldn’t cure it, I would get married and have children as soon as possible…”

“What does this have to do with getting married and having children?”

“You’re stupid for not doing that when you’re pregnant.”

Xiu’er!

What can Bai Xingjian say? Thumbs up to express your approval.

This genius-like logic really made him stupid.

“Hey, then if you start to feel pain again after giving birth, will you continue to give birth to the second one?”

“Give birth! Give birth to a football team until menopause!”

“Pfft! Hahahaha…”

“Little liar, are you going to have sex with me?” Yang Mi suddenly asked in a calm tone.

With a swish, Bai Xingjian’s smile faded.

+…Too careless.

After quickly organizing his words, he looked curious, “Mimi, you are eighteen years old… and you want to have a baby?”

“Of course I don’t mean now…in the future.”

“As long as you are in need, I will always dedicate myself.”

“Oh, I understand, help give birth to the child, but not help raise it, is that what it means?

“Cough cough cough…how could that happen?”

Yang Mi looked at him with disdain, “Scumbag~ I knew it was like this, but you can’t even think about me marrying you. You don’t even have a house in Yanjing…”

Are you asking the man to own a house these days?

“can not afford.”

Bai Xing is concise and concise.

“Bah! You just don’t want to buy it… You think I don’t know how much money you made on the set of “Dragon”? I can afford it a long time ago! But you are the kind of person who runs out every day. If I marry you , I don’t know where you are from day to day, and whoever marries you will be unlucky!”

Looking at classmate Yang Mi who suddenly became angry, Bai Xingjian scratched his head.

So what should we do~ He is indeed the kind of character who cannot live a stable life in one place.

In fact, Bai Xingjian had no interest in making money, something that almost everyone valued.

Otherwise, he shouldn’t take photos outside every day, but go find those two young men named Ma…one is in Shencheng and the other is in Hangcheng.

However, making a lot of money means nothing to him.

Because, even if he doesn’t deliberately make money, after showing some of his abilities, money will come to him.

Bai Xingjian made money by the way.

He is too lazy to take the initiative to become bigger and stronger. Who said that time travelers have to be the richest people? This job should be left to Erma and Big Laowang. They are all good at this.

Logically speaking, Bai Xingjian was originally going to have a “one-on-one” challenge with sister Gong Li today. If Gong Li was not dealt with, there was no telling what would happen when the filming started.

In case someone gets angry and strikes out, if such a scene really happens, Bai Xingjian feels that she can still watch the fun.

Ahem, of course, I wouldn’t make such a big fuss just for this little bit of fun.

I still need to persuade you.

Besides, Bai Xingjian also wants to try to see if he can get Gong Li’s diamond treasure chest~ Zhou Runfa can’t speak Mandarin well, and Bai Xingjian doesn’t have any childhood filter for him, so it’s a bit difficult to communicate with him.

Zhou Jiulun, Bai Xingjian feels that this kid is a bit autistic and doesn’t like talking to others. He is obviously the king of the music industry, but he still looks a bit like a loser…hiss~ I don’t know if it’s just Bai Xingjian’s illusion. .

Perhaps King Zhou Tian was so shy when he was young.

As for the old man, he was so busy that he almost couldn’t even touch the ground.

How can I have time to cooperate with Bai Xingjian to take some photos?

Of course, the above is not actually the reason why Bai Xingjian didn’t attack their treasure chest. The main reason is… Gong Li is a woman.

Bai Xingjian is still good at dealing with women, regardless of age.

He and Liu Xiaoli have such a good relationship, and Gong Li is even younger than Liu Xiaoli.

Friends of women~ Bai Xingjian accomplished this achievement in her previous life.

In this life, I have everything at my fingertips.

Similarly, when it comes to taking pictures, he is more willing to take pictures of women. This is a personal preference.

But, although classmate Yang Mi called him a scumbag, she was actually very attached to Bai Xingjian today.

When she called him a scumbag, she hugged him and scolded him.

Hey, I didn’t expect that.

Under such circumstances, Bai Xingjian couldn’t leave her alone in the room and then run to compete with Gong Li.

The little girl is easy to coax, so coax the little girl first.

It was a rare quiet time~ Bai Xingjian was sitting there drawing casually, while classmate Yang Mi was lying on his lap, holding the script and reading it.

From time to time, he would condemn Bai Xingjian on the issue of scumbags.

Trying to awaken Bai Xingjian’s sense of shame and let him change his face and start a new life in the future, however, it was of no use.

Every beautiful girl feels that she is both the chosen one and the only one.

Then, the special self naturally has the charm to attract the prodigal son.

They are so confident that they feel like the heroines in fairy tales~ However…if it were that easy, the prodigal would no longer be a prodigal.

Classmate Yang Mi saw that Bai Xingjian was a bit out of touch, so she pinched him several times angrily.

Forget it, she’s only eighteen, so there’s no rush.

I’m not at that age where I’m forced to get married… Now, it’s the time to enjoy sweet and greasy love~ Just be happy.

With Bai Xingjian’s last stroke of outline, a sketch was completed again.

The girl in the painting is classmate Yang Mi with a bright smile.
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She is not the person she is now, but the person Bai Xingjian met at the beginning.

Hmm… At that time, Bai Xingjian was like a crazy man, following her behind her all day long to secretly take photos of her~ just for her bronze treasure chest.

Therefore, even now, the person Bai Xingjian has photographed the most with his camera is still Yang Mi.

At this time, a little head emerged from Bai Xingjian’s arms and looked at his painting: “Hey, is this me you painted?”

“Yeah~ Do you like it?”

“I like it…the painting is really good. When did you learn to do this?”

“Always will.”

“Then why haven’t you painted for me before?”

Yang Mi raised her head and looked up at Bai Xingjian from an upside-down perspective. Her eyes were full of cunning. You must have caught me again!

Bai Xingjian didn’t explain at all, he lowered his head and kissed classmate Yang Mi.

“Oh…you hate it!”

“The smile on your face has given you away~ I obviously like her to death, right?”

“Narcissist! Ignore you!”

Yang Mi carefully put away the sketch that Bai Xingjian had just completed, then put it on his lap again and continued to “display” it.

Bai Xingjian couldn’t help it when he saw this. This girl insisted on using herself as a pillow today.

If he said he wanted to go out, he would probably be able to do something coquettish about him on the spot.

Although classmate Yang Mi is very good at scolding, she is also very good at being coquettish. After all, she has a cooing voice.

Now that he was “sealed”, Bai Xingjian didn’t think about anything else.

Even if the old man came here today, he would give priority to Yang Mi as a pillow!

Well… As for classmate Yang Mi herself, whether she panics or not depends on whether she has the courage to face the old man.

Thinking of this, Bai Xingjian picked up the small tomatoes at hand, stuffed them into Yang Mi’s mouth and fed them~ “Hmm… Bah, bah, bah, little liar~” Yang Mi was lying on Bai Xingjian’s lap, eating the fruit he fed, and suddenly thought of What, “Last night…did you take any measures?”

Bai Xingjian was stunned, “It seems not.”

0…Please give me flowers…

“ah?!”

Yang Mi sat upright immediately, and then her head almost hit Bai Xingjian’s chin, “What should we do?”

“Wait a minute, let me think about it, okay”

What Bai Xingjian was thinking about was whether he had escaped in time.

After thinking for a long time, he sadly discovered that there was no such thing.

“Don’t think about it, go buy medicine!” Yang Mi pushed him and wanted to find a slipper to slap him.

How long has it been since this time?

It’s been more than ten hours, right?

It’s useless to put it off any longer and take medicine, right?

What if this happened… Even though Yang Mi was talking about having a football team just now, but it really happened, her heart was filled with fear.

She is only eighteen years old! If she goes back with a big belly, her parents will break her legs.

“Don’t worry, there are so many media and paparazzi outside now… If we are discovered, we won’t be able to explain it.”

“They don’t want to pay attention to a little transparent person like me, right?”

Bai Xingjian silently glanced at today’s report to Yang Mi.

Ah~ It’s the promotional release for “The Eight Parts of the Dragon”.

In the photo, classmate Yang Mi is dressed in black costume and riding a horse. She looks so heroic.

“What about you?” Yang Mi asked another silly question.

After asking her, she would know the result herself.

Her character Mu Wanqing has begun to be promoted. Can Bai Xingjian, Murong Fu, escape?

So…the two of them have become famous in a short period of time.

If he really goes out, the probability of being recognized… is not small anyway.

If I were caught buying that medicine again, hahaha, with the amount of attention the “Golden Armor” crew is receiving now, who knows what kind of messy rumors would come out. . ………0 Anyway, classmate Yang Mi did not dare to take this risk.

If she lost her role, it would be too late for her to regret it.

“Why don’t you wear a mask and go out to buy it… No, no, it’s better to ask others to help you buy it. Oh, Sister Zeng is no longer in charge of the store, what should I do?!”

Classmate Yang Mi is almost dying of anxiety. There is no point in going to the bathroom to wash herself now, right?

I can’t figure it out~ “Don’t worry, I’m thinking of someone,” Bai Xingjian suddenly said thoughtfully.

Half an hour later.

“Oh, brother, I really didn’t expect…I would actually buy this thing for a celebrity…”

The expression on Zhou Chongguang’s face was very complicated.

He felt he had violated professional standards.

He is a paparazzi!

The results of it? Actually went to buy baby burping pills for the artist with his own hands?

The most annoying thing is that no information can be revealed to the outside world at all.

Because the person who asked him to do this was Bai Xingjian… He was his eldest brother~ It was really +.

“Thank you! Please help us!”

However, Zhou Chongguang helped Bai Xingjian buy more than just baby pills. He even helped buy two boxes of small umbrellas.

After giving everything to Bai Xingjian, he looked eager, “Brother, who did you sleep with? Can you reveal some information?”

Bai Xingjian’s eyes suddenly became dangerous, “What do you want to do?”

“I’m just out of curiosity…I feel itchy.”

“Then I definitely can’t satisfy your curiosity~”

“With the strength of the elder brother, it is definitely not a small role. There are not many female stars in the crew… Damn! Brother, did you sleep with Gong Li?!”

puff!

Seeing Zhou Chongguang’s upturned expression, Bai Xingjian didn’t know how to explain it for a moment.

Damn…does this guy have such a rich imagination?

“No, Gong Li is almost forty.”

“She’s forty, how beautiful she is! I just like her like that.”

“I’ll ask for your autograph later.” Bai Xingjian patted his shoulder with a look of helplessness on his face.

“Well…brother, you must use this thing I bought for you!”

“Huh? Oh, you better be careful!”

“No, I was mainly thinking that I bought this thing you used when doing things with her… I can still feel a little involved. I really like her, she is the girl of my dreams!”

Bai Xingjian:? ? ?

ah? !

Are there such perverted people in this world?

Looking at Zhou Chongguang with complicated eyes, Bai Xingjian sighed, “I can only tell you that it’s not Gong Li, okay?”

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chongguang looked disappointed, “Not really?”

“Isn’t she the girl of your dreams?”

“Yes, but how can I sleep with her like a paparazzi? I might as well place my hope on my eldest brother…

…Brothers unite as one”

Okay, okay, stop talking.

Bai Xingjian patted him on the shoulder again, turned back, and left these words, “You are so perverted!”

“Come on, brother!” Zhou Chongguang actually shouted after Bai Xingjian left.

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Today’s 20,000, completed! begging.


Entertainment: Damimi called the police to arrest me at the beginning

Entertainment: Damimi called the police to arrest me at the beginning

娱乐:开局大蜜蜜报警抓我
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2023 Native Language: chinesse
"Your legs..." "It's long, white and thin, come and touch it?" "No, please respect my profession, I am a photographer... let's change it~" Traveling through the parallel world, Bai Xingjian obtained the photography system. Taking photos and getting treasure boxes, his happiness is very simple. Press the shutter and record every beautiful moment with the lens. Bai Xingjian: Don’t call me Lao Sepi. First of all, I am not old. Secondly, I appreciate inner beauty more than appearance. Others: How do you know if she is beautiful on the inside? Bai Xingjian: I’ve seen it, and I’ve even taken photos of her. She’s so beautiful “on the inside”! Yang Mi: He is the police uncle!

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