“Oh, damn it! My babies, you’ve left me forever like this! God, this is the saddest story ever!”
In the Hell’s Kitchen area of Manhattan, Deadpool was moping in his tiny hovel.
Today was his unluckiest day.
He almost really died.
And his beloved swords were swallowed!
In that moment, Deadpool felt like he might actually die!
So he decisively abandoned his swords and retreated from the sewers.
“No way, my swords are gone, I can’t just let it go like this!”
“I will…”
Deadpool made a call, “I want to speak to Mr. Kennedy.”
“Kennedy? Are you a relative? That’s perfect, after multiple rounds of rescue by our doctors, Mr. Kennedy’s brain is wide open, there’s no way to save him, please accept our condolences…”
“As for the rescue fee…”
“Please give him the middle finger for me, and tell him, ‘Fuck you!'”
Without waiting for the doctor to finish, Deadpool hung up.
But he immediately called back, and before the other party could speak, he said quickly: “By the way, if you contact his relatives, tell me immediately! They can’t owe money and not pay it back!”
“Otherwise, even if I run to hell, I’ll beat them up, no one can owe me money!”
That’s a huge loss!
“My swords… my money… my darlings, oh no!!”
The mission was not completed, the swords were gone, he almost died, and the employer, Mr. Kennedy, had long had his brain opened up.
“Great, just like his ancestor, fuck!”
Deadpool was still swearing,
Suddenly his ears twitched, he looked sharply outside, and subconsciously reached for his back.
Realizing his swords were gone, he immediately pulled out his twin pistols from behind.
“Hey, buddy, need any help?”
“Of course! Can I have your head?”
Deadpool’s face changed drastically, he fired a burst of bullets, and without hesitation rushed towards the window on the side.
However, Aaron was faster, kicking open the door.
Webbing bound Deadpool at tricky angles.
“Stop! I’m telling you, I’ve already called the police!”
“If you don’t want to play fencing with those gay guys in prison, you better leave right now!”
“The guys in there like you best…”
Deadpool kept twisting and struggling, but without his swords, he wasn’t even strong enough to break free from Aaron’s special webbing.
Aaron walked in, didn’t waste any words, picked up Deadpool’s gun, and shot him in the head!
Bang!!
The gunshot rang out, and the world was finally quiet
Aaron thought for a moment, theoretically, he had a way to completely kill Deadpool.
The Primal Furnace melts everything, even Deadpool!
But the problem now is…
Aaron scanned the chaotic scene,
Bloodstained bandages, swords with bloodstains, and the previous battlefield…
All of these contained Deadpool’s cell tissues.
Maybe even in some garbage heap, there were other remnants of Deadpool.
These things, theoretically, could all be revived into a new Deadpool.
He remembered that in the original world, there was also an evil Deadpool, pieced together from the remnants of Deadpool from different periods, a more powerful, more evil monster.
He didn’t know if many Deadpools would appear in this world.
He thought about it,
He had an idea.
Night, Banana Bar.
A bright red banana mark kept flashing.
Several unusually burly men came out of the Banana Bar, hugging each other tightly, warming each other in the cold night.
Just then,
They saw a man tied to a streetlight, who had just been shot again, almost completely naked, wearing only a butterfly mask covering the upper half of his face.
And the tying technique was quite nice, a work of art, eye-catching.
They were immediately awestruck.
Sexy red lips, long eyelashes, still lush chest hair, powerful thighs, and those at the chin
All exuded a seductive aura to the outside world.
The big men looked at each other,
“Maybe he offended someone, too brutal! As good citizens of the United States, we can’t just watch him be blown by the cold wind!”
“Maybe he has a gambling dad, a sick mom, a brother in school… those politicians don’t understand people, just the money for school is enough to drive people crazy! No, I sympathize with him, I want to help him! If I don’t help him, who will?”
“Take him to my house, I have a lot of tools there… and I can protect him, let him feel real warmth and love.”
Several people rushed up, enthusiastically untying Deadpool, and wisely did not touch his purple butterfly mask.
Tonight will pass, everyone is a stranger, you just need to remember, your body is full of our love, that’s enough!
“There are still many good people in this world!”
Aaron looked at the footage on the monitor and sincerely sighed.
It’s just that the picture was too eye-watering.
So much so that Aaron had to find a warm and beautiful place to wash his eyes.
In this cold world, only the whiteness of the boobs still had a trace of warmth.
The next day.
“Ahhhhh! Oh no!!” *2
The same sound, in different places, contained different emotions.
Everyone’s joys and sorrows are always different.
After Aaron and Felicia finished their morning exercise, they went straight to the company.
Aaron was not a diligent person, if it was not necessary, he would not go to the company.
He had already transmigrated, if he still had to clock in at the company every day, wouldn’t that be a waste of his transmigration?
What? Company rules?
Those rules were made for employees.
He, the big boss, was the rule controller, he could just add another one: Aaron does not have to comply with company rules.
It’s that simple!
Arriving at the office,
Before Norman arrived, Aaron first posted a video online.
And attached the title:
Shocking! The strongest mercenary Deadpool is actually this kind of person!
With the most explosive picture on the cover, it would definitely attract the attention of many interested people.
After posting the video,
Aaron also specifically sent the link to Deadpool’s email.
Norman knocked on the door.
“Boss, here are some things that need your review.”
