“Oh my god! Shit! Fuck!”
“You stop right there!”
“My sword!!”
Deadpool’s blood-curdling screams echoed across the empty road.
Aaron’s hands were like the ravenous jaws of a demon, devouring Deadpool’s katana right in front of him.
Oh no, he ate his swords.
Deadpool watched helplessly as his beloved swords were “swallowed” bit by bit. He could have sworn he heard chewing sounds.
Crunch, crunch, tastes like chicken, crispy and delicious!
More?
Oh no——
My sword!!!
Wuwuwu, so heartbreaking!
Beaten into an idiot, mission failed, and swords gone.
This deal is a complete loss, even my underwear is gone!
I’m going to have to eat dirt for the foreseeable future.
Deadpool’s eyes were filled with tears as he screamed in his heart and with his mouth.
Aaron was ready for the inevitable counterattack.
Deadpool’s eyes were bloodshot. He didn’t know when his legs had returned to normal. His whole body was tense, like a hunting cheetah.
Then, in the next instant,
He twisted his body, did a cheetah roll, and rolled straight into the sewer that had opened at some point, disappearing into the stinky darkness.
Aaron, hands still “eating” the swords, quickly came to the sewer entrance.
In an instant, a mixture of hundreds of odors flooded his brain and shot straight to the heavens.
“Shit! There really is shit!”
Aaron hurriedly turned his head and turned off his super-powered sense of smell.
For just a moment, he almost saw his great-grandmother.
Aaron scanned the bloodstains on the ground, and his eyes lit up.
“Can’t let it go to waste!”
Muttering to himself, he didn’t stop his hands. Palm on the ground, melt!
The bloodstains were swallowed by the Primordial Furnace.
[Super Healing (Wade Winston Wilson): Similar ability detected, fused. You now possess an even more powerful Super Healing ability. As long as even a fragment remains in the world, you can slowly recover (specific recovery time depends on energy).]
[Swordsmanship: You now possess Deadpool’s god-like dual-sword skills, making it easy to split bullets with your hands.]
[Pseudo Fourth Wall (Deadpool’s Shiver): You can occasionally glimpse stories from parallel universes, and even occasionally perceive the illusory world outside the pseudo-fourth wall, learning more unknown information.]
[Steel Body (Adamantium·Modified): You have a body as powerful as Adamantium, unharmed even at a temperature of 500,000 degrees (but be aware of other special material weapons or more terrifying attacks).]
It’s a jackpot!
Aaron’s face lit up with joy.
Just as he thought, even just the other party’s blood can be used to smelt and acquire the other party’s concept or characteristics!
Awesome!
His body was already incredibly powerful, and now with the Adamantium version of the Steel Body, he was even more indestructible!
At least with the technology currently available to humans, they can’t hurt him.
Unless he stays in the small area at the very center of a nuclear explosion, a nuclear explosion can’t hurt him!
Who knows, maybe he can now run to the center of the sun and take a bath?
As for the precautions that followed, Aaron could naturally understand.
As powerful as Superman is, there are times when he is vulnerable.
In the world of American comics, there is no such thing as absolute invincibility.
Only omnipotence and transcendence of concepts is eternal!
He was not discouraged.
At least if Wolverine came now, he would probably only scratch his skin.
After all, Wolverine’s bones are also made of Adamantium, but his strength is too small.
Maybe Thanos would be better.
But don’t even think about cutting him in half again.
That’s impossible!
Combined with Deadpool’s enhanced healing abilities, Aaron’s survival ability has greatly increased.
The only thing to note is that his current physical fitness, if there is only one cell left, the energy required to recover is a billion times greater than that of Deadpool and Wolverine!
Perhaps when that day comes, the remaining cells will need to absorb a lot of sunlight to recover quickly?
“Not necessarily!”
“I am absorbing sunlight all the time, and every cell contains enormous energy. Maybe at that time, every cell will be equivalent to me now?”
Finally, Aaron looked at the Pseudo Fourth Wall.
He finally understood why Deadpool knew so much, even snippets of the future.
This ability also explained Deadpool’s strange behavior in Deadpool 2.
But it doesn’t seem that reliable?
Aaron looked at it carefully and shook his head, no longer paying attention to it.
He would study it carefully when he got the real Fourth Wall in the future.
Felicia rushed up at this time, carefully checking Aaron for injuries.
In fact, in the car, Felicia also sensed the danger coming, but she had not yet developed this ability, and she was also doing “business”.
Aaron sensed it and immediately took her away, so Felicia didn’t have time to exert herself.
And later,
Felicia had to help Aaron block Little Aaron, so she couldn’t participate in normal combat at all, and instead needed Aaron to protect her.
This made Felicia quite frustrated.
“I’m sorry, boss, I’m too useless…”
Felicia lowered her head, looking at the bloodstains on Aaron’s body, even more ashamed.
Aaron didn’t blame her, after all, he didn’t like walking around naked, especially when there was another man around.
He was also afraid of hurting a fragile heart, understanding inferiority.
Aaron lifted Felicia’s chin, “Since you know you’re useless, then be good and play your due role later, understand?”
Felicia hummed in agreement, glancing at the devastated battlefield, she had already made a decision in her heart.
Aaron scanned the cut-open hood, one cut to the end.
He sent an email to Norman with a thought, and took a photo so Norman could send someone to clean up the mess.
At the same time, he asked him to find someone named Wade Wilson.
You want his hand? Then you have to be prepared to be messed with.
What, the priceless dual swords are worth it? That won’t do, these are his spoils of war.
If he didn’t have to go find Kate and meet Barbara, he would let Deadpool know that no one can escape his eyes!
Then Aaron looked at Felicia, “I remember you practiced yoga, you know a lot of difficult poses, so can you do the aerial car stunt?”
“Eh?”
“Ahhh——too…too exciting! Oh~”
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