Chapter 545: Moon Princess? Millennium Housegirl!
At this moment, Gensokyo is an extremely peaceful world. In this world, everyone is extremely friendly and kind, neighbors are very harmonious, and young and old are more sociable. . . . . . . . . .
Well, although Gensokyo sometimes often has some problem children, it is still very peaceful in this era. After all, even vampires can only go to the hospital to buy blood bags to drink blood. You can see how peaceful this world is.
And at this moment, in this world, gods, souls, monsters, witches, magicians, vampires, goblins, etc. are all living very happily, and at this moment, an existence breaks this tranquility.
Eternal Pavilion, this is an ordinary house located in the Lost Bamboo Forest. Except for a person who specializes in making fake medicine and a dead otaku, there are no other figures here, so it is extremely quiet here. At this moment, in a room here, a figure is silently pounding medicine. This figure has a childlike face and silver hair, a tall and exquisite figure, and looks extremely gentle. However, such a beautiful woman has a sad face at this moment.
She silently put down the medicine jar, and then looked at a room and sighed? If an uninformed person saw her appearance, he would be very surprised. Bayi Yonglin was originally a moon dweller, that is, a spaceman. He has lived in seclusion on the earth for quite a long time.
She is one of the founders of the great Moon City, the Moon Sage. There are many mysteries in Yongyuan Pavilion, and she is the biggest mystery among them.
Where did she learn all the medical knowledge, why did she make monster medicine, and why did she open a pharmacy? There are many things that cannot be known.
The age is also unknown. She looks young, but the way she speaks, her expressions and movements have the unique atmosphere of immortals that makes people inaccessible. Very knowledgeable, but lacking in common sense.
And such a mysterious person, at this moment, showed a sorrowful look like an old mother.
"Hey,,,,"
Then, she quietly got up and came to a room, and then quietly opened the door. The door was extremely dim at this moment. It was clearly daytime, but it was tightly blocked by curtains. The only light in the room was the light of the TV at this moment. In front of the TV, a figure with a haggard face, messy hair, and wearing a silver-white pajamas was holding a game controller and staring at the TV screen intently. She didn’t care about the arrival of Bayi Yonglin at all. On the contrary, she quietly picked up the potato chips beside her and put them in her mouth, and then picked up a large bottle of Coke and gulped it down her flat belly. This,,, is a peerless dead otaku! Yes! She is a real otaku, she plays games 24 hours a day… No, it should be 365 days a year. She commits suicide when she dies, and continues playing games when she is fully revived. She commits suicide again when she is tired, and then revives again. This cycle repeats over and over again, with no end. In other words, people on earth who usually call themselves otakus may not even be able to play games in front of her.She has no qualifications to claim to be so.
She is called Kaguya Houraisan, a moon person, and has the ability to control eternity and the moment. As long as the moon is not destroyed, Kaguya will not die. Even if the moon is destroyed, Kaguya will not die. She is such an extremely powerful existence, but…
Clattery!!!
Yayi Yonglin looked at the game cartridges and snack packaging on the ground, and she finally couldn’t help it. What did she do wrong? Why did a dignified princess become like this in her hands? Sure enough, did she do something wrong? Thinking of this, Yayi Yonglin finally couldn’t bear it.
What is the best way to deal with a dead otaku? As the saying goes, "When God wants to give a man a great responsibility, he must first destroy his WeChat, block his Weibo, take away his computer, seize his mobile phone, cut off his wifi, cut his network cable, smash his TV… make him bored, and then sit quietly, reflect on his mistakes, read, be wise, and be enlightened…"
Thinking of this, Bayi Yonglin silently came to the plug on the side, and then waved her little hand! Bang! With a sound, finally, the power supply at home finally exploded!
Boom! The moment I heard this sound!
Kaguya on the side finally reacted. Her little face was blank as she looked at the room that had become dark because of the loss of power, and she shouted in panic! "Yonglin! Something bad has happened! The end of the world is coming!!!"
Listening to Kaguya’s words, Bayi Yonglin couldn’t help but complain in her heart, the end of the world for God Teemo! Isn’t it just a disconnection from the Internet! My Princess Kaguya, is it true that I have raised her wrong? Oh my God, I am the sinner of the moon! Oh my god! Just kill me with a bolt of lightning!!
