Chapter 273, Baige Divine Religion, Baimen! (Please subscribe automatically)
“It seems that I accidentally overdid it, Ying, wake up, wake up, we are still on the mission.”
“Ring… marriage… husband and wife… have children.”
The pink vixen lady, who should have been a capable and serious warrior, was now looking at the ring on her left ring finger and laughing foolishly, and was still imagining something.
Bai Ge looked at Ying helplessly with this posture, feeling novel and sighing.
(Alas, I am such a sinful man, but it is not a solution to go on like this, just scare her a little.)
“Ahem, Ying, if you do this again, I will take the ring back.”
“No! This is not allowed!”.
The effect is extremely significant. Ying came back to her senses from her fantasy in the next second. She immediately put her left hand behind her back, and at the same time, her right hand had already pulled out the Cold Prison Ice Sky.
At this moment, she has regarded this ring as something almost as important as her own life. Anyone who intends to take the ring will be chopped into hundreds or thousands of pieces by the ice knife in an instant.
Of course, Bai Ge is an exception, but if he really takes back the ring, Ying feels that she might want to die.
“Then focus on the mission, Ying, and quickly become the steady and reliable person you usually are, okay.”
“Uh, okay, I’ll try…”
Ying nodded awkwardly, but still unconsciously rubbed the “mission prop” wedding ring.
Although she is a professionally trained female killer, she can’t control the corners of her lips that are raised high at this moment.
Bai Ge looked at Ying like this and didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, then raised his hand and touched the top of the girl’s head, and then the two walked towards the base of the religious group together.
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“Oh? Do you two want to join our religion? Welcome, welcome! But before you join, you need to write this to show your faith and sincerity.”
In the religious group’s base “003”, Bai Ge and Ying pretended to be a newlywed couple who wanted to join the religion, and did not arouse anyone’s suspicion.
After they stated their intention, a person in a white robe immediately entertained them enthusiastically.
Hearing that they had to show their faith and sincerity, Bai Ge thought for a moment that it was like the pyramid scheme organization in her previous life, that they had to fill in some identity information of herself and her family.
However, when she took the paper and looked at it, she found that it was actually a moral questionnaire, which was similar to the test paper of junior high school students’ ideology and morality, and it was all some basic moral good and evil questions.
However, if people really answered according to what they thought in their hearts, many adults would probably get zero points when they grew up… or even negative points.
But this is not the point!
The point is that this moral questionnaire is only part of it. When Bai Ge finished it neatly, he sighed that he seemed to have returned to junior high school in his previous life and turned to the next page.
“Fuck, what the hell is this?!”
Bai Ge’s eyes widened instantly, and even the pen in his hand fell to the ground, and Ying, who was sitting next to him and also turned to the next page of the questionnaire, did the same.
“How could there be such a question?!”
If the fox ears on Ying’s head at this momentIf they are still there, then they must have stood up straight in surprise!
But it is no wonder that the two of them are like this, because the second page of this questionnaire is a sudden change in style.
Question 1: Please write down the height and weight of the savior Bai Ge.
Question 2: Please write down the personality and hobbies of the savior Bai Ge.
Question 3: Please write down the ten great achievements that the savior Bai Ge has accomplished in the past.
Question 4: Please draw a portrait of the savior Bai Ge.
Question 5: What kind of person do you think the savior Bai Ge is?
Bai Ge: “What-the-fuck?”
He stared blankly at the questionnaire in front of him, where his name appeared in every question. Bai Ge was now confused and confirmed that this religious group must not be a normal thing!
It seems that we must investigate it carefully!
This test paper shocked Bai Moumou to the point of almost making a face, but when he finally recovered and thought that he could only continue to answer for the sake of the investigation.
Bai was embarrassed to find that he couldn’t answer the questions. The questions just mentioned were relatively easy appetizers, and the following questions were trickier.
For example, one of the fill-in-the-blank questions asked him to answer how many people he saved during the third collapse. He couldn’t use an approximate number, but had to be accurate to the single digit!
(Damn! How can I remember how many people I saved? I even forgot the approximate number.)
He always only remembered the time and place of the collapse, as well as the number of casualties.
Because Bai Ge didn’t care how many people he saved, he only cared how many people he didn’t save.
(No! Next question!)
Please write an 800-word essay praising the savior Bai Ge. (10 points)
(… Damn! How can I write this? And shouldn’t the essay be worth 60 points? How come you got 50 points less? I feel like I’m losing out on this.)
Bai Ge’s eyes twitched wildly. Although he was very confident in all aspects of himself, he was not yet narcissistic enough to write an 800-word essay praising himself.
Bai said that he was not so shameless, and felt that the moment he finished writing, this essay would become a black history of his life. In short, he couldn’t write it at all!
(What kind of questions are these? I want to see what the person who wrote the test looks like! And now I am sure that this religion is definitely wrong! But what should I do now…)
There are even questions like [What kind of instant noodles does the savior like to eat the most], [What kind of music does he like to listen to the most], [What kind of girls do you like (character + appearance characteristics must be stated)] that made Bai Ge completely dumbfounded.
People often cannot correctly understand themselves.
At this moment, Bai Ge was sweating profusely as he looked at the series of questions about himself on the test paper. He felt as if he probably knew the answer roughly, but if he wrote it down, it would definitely be wrong.
(What kind of instant noodles do you like to eat the most? Uh, I don’t really like instant noodles. What kind of music do you like to listen to the most? Can I check my listening records? What kind of girls do you like? And you have to write so much details?! Are you sick, test maker?)
After reading the whole test paper, Bai Ge found that the only thing he knew was his height and weight.He was confident that he could answer the questions that he had answered, but he was not sure that he could answer the rest correctly, so he panicked.
Swish, swish, swish~~
However, at this moment, Bai Ge heard the sound of the pen tip sliding across the paper at high speed.
He turned around and found that Ying, who was sitting next to him, was writing furiously. She was so focused that she didn’t seem to be stumped at all.
Ying: “They are just some simple basic questions.”
Bai Ge glanced at the position of the examiner, and then activated the power of the Ruler of Reason, constructed a small paper ball and threw it at Ying.
“Puss! Ying!” (Very quiet)
“Huh?”
Ying, who was answering the questions so thoroughly that even the tip of her pen was on fire, was stunned for a moment, and then she opened the paper ball and took a look.
[Ying, lend me the test paper! 】
“Ah, this…”
Ying stole a glance at Bai Ge’s test paper, and when she saw that it was almost blank, she was immediately in tears and laughter
However, just when she was about to show the paper to Bai, she realized that she seemed to have over-written.
Especially the essay, she had written nearly 1,800 words for the basic requirement of 800 words. Ying was even confident that if she was given enough time, she could write a book!
However, this was something that could not be shown to the original owner.
(If Bai Ge saw this essay, well, no, no! Absolutely not! Too shameful!) Ying could show this essay to anyone in the world, except Bai Ge.
“Ahem, Bai Ge, how can you cheat in an exam? Please write it yourself. Don’t worry, these are easy questions that will give you points.”
“Ying, what’s wrong with you? Are you kidding me? This is a stupid question that will give you points! For me, this is almost like a suicide question.”
Bai Ge opened his eyes wide. He couldn’t believe that he would be rejected by Ying. For a moment, he thought that something might be wrong with the world. He couldn’t help but fall into deep thought.
(Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?)
“Students over there, please answer the questions seriously! Don’t whisper to each other, otherwise it will be treated as cheating!”
(Gan! I don’t believe I can’t cheat today!)
Bai Ge’s whole body was on fire. He activated his power and pinched out the consciousness of Yu Duchen to control everyone. Then he looked at Ying’s test paper directly without any concealment.
“Bai Ge, Da Me!”
Ying was shocked and quickly covered her test paper.
The simulated Yu Duchen could not control the spirits of the fusion warriors, at most he could only let them see illusions, so Ying knew that she just had to keep covering her body.
Bai Ge’s eyes twitched wildly, looking at Ying who was lying on the table and holding the test paper tightly to prevent herself from copying, she regretted giving the real Yu Duchen to Hua some time ago.
The exam time was over soon.
“Ah, I’m tired, let’s destroy it…”
Bai Ge pulled Ying into his arms with empty eyes, biting her shoulder in revenge, he decided to punish this disobedient vixen tonight!
“Didn’t you say you would give your heart to me and fight for me before? Now you don’t even let me copy the answer, Ying, I’m very disappointed in you.”
“Yes, I’m sorry Bai Ge, I was wrong, can we go backDo it again at home? I, I’ll let you play with my ears…”
“Hmph! Let me bully you for another five minutes and I’ll forgive you.”
Bai Ge glanced at the lotus-shaped pseudo-god key in his hand, thinking that it was indeed the right choice to give the real one to Ahua. He used the fake one to do bad things now, so that people around him could not realize his and Ying’s actions.
After the examiner quickly graded everyone’s papers.
“What’s going on? How come there is still someone who writes so badly this time? There is still more than half of it left to write. Hey~ It’s really the worst of the worst batch I have ever seen.”
“…………”
Bai Ge blocked Ying in front of him. Needless to say, he knew that it was definitely his paper.
Suddenly, the examiner’s face changed. His face, which was cloudy just now because of Bai Ge’s paper, instantly became sunny.
“Oh? The next one wrote so well? Not bad! Quite good, especially this small essay, which was only a ten-point question but wrote two thousand words! You have a deep understanding and belief in Master Bai Ge, and you are very devout. It seems that you can be promoted directly to a senior believer. …….. ”
“Stare…” (个_个)
“No, don’t look at me like that, Bai Ge.”
Ying lowered her head in embarrassment. Feeling the admiring and respectful eyes around her, this experienced female killer didn’t know what to do at this moment.
In the end, the two stood together in obvious contrast. Bai Ge looked at the unqualified test paper in his hand and the full-marked test paper in Ying’s hand, and he felt inexplicably difficult to accept it.
Then the examiner came to them.
“Now welcome both of you to join my church.”
“Uh, didn’t I fail? ”
Bai Ge raised his eyebrows. In fact, he had an urge to go home now. His heart was tired.
However, the other party grabbed his hand, and then slapped a brick-thick book into Bai Ge’s mouth and said.
“It is precisely because you did not pass that we need to absorb you. Please rest assured that you will be able to clearly understand the greatness and nobleness of Lord Bai Ge in my teaching. This “Lord Bai Ge Encyclopedia Version 7.0″ is given to you. Let us feel the glory of the savior together, Bai Men.”
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Bai Ge wanted to say something at this moment, but he couldn’t say anything. He looked at his encyclopedia in his hand and had no desire to open it. He wanted to return it to the other party.
Ying saw his embarrassment and took the book away very sensibly… Or maybe she wanted to read it herself. Well, this vixen was already reading it with relish.
The examiner showed an approving expression again.
“Miss, you are really pious, Bai Men. ”
“Um, thank you, Baimen…”
“Ying! Wake up! I feel like you’re really going to join this strange religion!”
Bai Ge pinched Ying’s little hand and reminded her that we are only here to investigate, not to join the religion.
But now it seems that there is no need to investigate, after all, the situation is already very clear, this is a religion that worships someone named Bai, and they all call themselves Baimen believers.
The two looked at the words written on the banner – Welcome to join the [Bai Ge Divine Religion].
(Ah, I’m so ashamed! )
(This religion is great!)
Bai Ge couldn’t bear to look at it, but Ying’s eyes sparkled.
“What’s going on, Ying, let’s go home and sleep, I don’t want to stay here anymore.”
Bai Ge’s cheeks flushed, and he almost begged Ying.
Just now, after filling out the application for joining the church, they were taken into the inner meeting place. Everyone here was wearing a white robe, like holding a Bible. Everyone held a copy of Bai Ge’s Encyclopedia Version 7.0 in their hands, discussing his past deeds with each other.
At the front of the meeting place, there was a huge portrait of Bai Ge, and it was so good! You can tell at a glance that it was painted by a famous artist, and it is of the level that can be put into an art gallery.
Bai Ge felt that he was about to be unable to bear it.
Staying in this place made him have difficulty breathing.
Although he was not without joy, 4.9, the sense of shame was absolutely overwhelming. He was now very glad that he had pinched his face and was not recognized.
However, just when he was holding Ying’s hand and wanted to leave.
“No, husband, I think we need to continue investigating! This religion is very wrong!”
“Uh, old, husband? Oh, yes, we are a newlywed couple now.”
Bai Ge was stunned for a moment,
He realized that he and Ying were still a newlywed couple, and there was nothing wrong with this title.
“Okay, my dear wife Ying, can you tell me what’s wrong? Anyway, if I continue to stay here, I will soon have problems.”
“Wife, I am Bai Ge’s wife, hehe, hehe… I am Bai Ge’s wife.”
“Hey! Wake up Ying! Your personality is about to collapse!”
Bai Ge grabbed Ying’s shoulders and shook her hard, shaking this pink vixen who was immersed in beautiful fantasies back to reality, and the latter looked at him with a little resentment and said.
“Husband, don’t you think the people in this sect know you too well? Many of the questions on the test paper just now can’t be known from your public information on the Internet, and this book is also, the content is almost 100% accurate.”
Ying said solemnly.
There is a lot of information about Bai Ge on the Internet, but most of it records his past achievements and great achievements, but whether it is the test paper just now or the book in his hand at the moment.
It records a lot of Bai Ge’s habits in life.
This information is obviously impossible for outsiders to know.
“I must investigate further! I must find out all the truth about this [White Song Cult]!”
Ying said very seriously.
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Sorry, I didn’t get home until five this morning, and I slept for a while, so the update is late.
