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Entertainment: Damimi called the police to arrest me at the beginning chapter 201


The lit peach pink window

Windmills, tulips and bicycles…

This is the impression many people have on Holland.

But another feature of this place is… freedom and room opening.

Amsterdam, the capital of the Netherlands, has brought this fine style and traditional virtues to the extreme.

This city, with its coffee shops, tolerance of homosexuality and legalized prostitution, has always been a place where liberal ideals are turned into reality.

When you walk in this city, you feel a physical connection to it.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell whether it’s intoxication or erosion. “Don’t go there!”

Pang Bing stretched out his hand to pull Bai Xingjian, his face suddenly looked extra serious.

This time she really wasn’t pretending. She stared at Bai Xingjian closely, as if she would give him a big mouth if he wanted to move forward.

Hmm… It won’t work if he goes forward, but if he dares to enter the store over there… Fat Bing might really give him a big mouth.

Only then did Bai Xingjian look up. It turned out that in front of him was a store with “CoffeeShop” written on the photo.

A coffee seller?

Well…of course not.

But Bai Xingjian pretended not to know, “What’s wrong?”

“It’s not good over there, don’t go there. Be good, let’s go somewhere else.” Fat Bing took Bai Xingjian’s hand and shook it gently, as if she was coquettishly coquettish with him. “What’s wrong?”

Fat Bing pursed his lips, pulled Bai Xingjian hard and changed the way, “Just listen to me.”

“Okay, okay, okay~”

Bai Xingjian also followed Fat Bing and left quickly from the alleyway that seemed to still smell of strange smell and unknown smoke.

After walking far away, Pang Bing breathed a sigh of relief, and then glared at Bai Xingjian, “I thought you had really done the strategy here, how dare you go there?”

“That’s not the red light district, is it? It doesn’t look like it~”

“You know the red light district…that’s where big bucks are sold. Don’t get close, you’ll get unlucky.”

These little words come one after another.

But Bai Xingjian shook his head, “I don’t even smoke…” Not even cigarettes?

Hmm…Pang Bing was stunned for a moment, then smiled, “I don’t smoke either.” She decided to throw away the ladies’ cigarettes in her suitcase 05 when she got back.

Anyway, you definitely can’t smoke in front of Bai Xingjian.

Generally, non-smokers hate the smell of cigarette smoke.

Wait a minute? !

“I smelled the smell of cigarette smoke on you yesterday…” Pang Bing said a little suspiciously. Bai Xingjian scratched his head, then stretched out his finger, “You can see for yourself.”

Pang Bing looked at his hands over and over with some suspicion, and even picked it up to the tip of his nose and smelled it.

There are really no traces at all.

People who smoke usually leave some marks on their fingers, such as light yellow tar marks, or a faint smell of smoke that cannot be washed away by washing hands.

Unless…every time you smoke, use something special instead of holding it between your fingers.

Generally, women who love beauty and pay more attention will do this. Men… basically don’t do this because it will look weird.

Only then did Pang Bing believe that Bai Xingjian really didn’t smoke.

“It’s good not to smoke. Smoking is harmful to health. I like you more~”

Seeing Pang Bing seizing the opportunity to flirt with him again, Bai Xingjian also had some evil thoughts, “Do you smoke?”

“Of course not.” Pang Bingmian said without changing his expression.

“I see that in some of your works, you are quite skillful~”

“You also know that it’s for filming. It’s just for acting. Just hold it in your hand and pretend to be in a concave shape.”

“I don’t believe it, just let me smell it.”

“Give.”

Fat Bing generously handed his hands to Bai Xingjian…

A pair of jade hands are baby white, even the nails are trimmed… Huh?

“How do you cut your nails, only one finger?” Before Bai Xingjian had time to see if there were any traces of smoking on her hands, she discovered other blind spots first.

The nails on Fat Bing’s right hand were all manicured, but only the index finger was neatly trimmed…

“Well……”

This time Pang Bing was really speechless. How to explain this?

You can’t tell Bai Xingjian directly that the nail on your index finger was cut for “use”~ “You…you will know later.”

“Tell me now~” Bai Xing simply said “acting like a baby”.

It doesn’t matter, he is young and acting like a spoiled child is not shameful.

It’s been said that wolves have two days off, so there’s nothing wrong with being a little wolf now.

Fat Bing bit her lip, a blush hit her neck, and even spread to her ears… Hey, her ears were also interesting, without earlobes.

This woman is truly wonderful in every way!

Bai Xingjian was not in a hurry to continue “pressing” her about her nails.

Instead, he smelled her hand first…Okay, female celebrities, female celebrities, what are the parts of your body that you don’t take care of? Even if my hands are white, they also smell delicious~ It’s not the smell of perfume, it’s the light fragrance accumulated over many years of applying hand cream and other things.

As for the smell of cigarette smoke…it’s definitely not there.

But whether the other person smokes or not cannot be judged just from this.

Of course, Bai Xingjian was not interested in getting to the bottom of this matter. Before, Zhou Xun even shouted at him with a puff of cigarette in his face… He has no discrimination on whether to smoke or not~ But, if Fat Bing actually smokes, but pretends not to smoke in front of him, then… It’s more interesting. “Why are your ears red?” Ears?

Fat Bing immediately realized something was wrong, and quickly fiddled with his hair and covered his ears.

“Why are you covering it up?” Bai Xingjian asked strangely.

Fat Bing showed a helpless smile, “My ears don’t look good.”

“Have it?”

“Don’t you think it’s deformed to have no earlobes…”

“That’s not true. You look like an elf. You’re very pretty.”

“Really?” Pang Bing said dubiously. “I lied to you that I was a puppy.”

At this moment, Pang Bing smiled his brightest smile so far.

How should I put it…continuing to be praised for her beauty, which has always been praised, actually doesn’t make her very happy. Of course, unless it’s complimented by someone she really likes…

But, if it is something that she regards as a flaw, but is praised by the person she likes… that feeling is really hard to describe. Bai Xingjian even stretched out his hand, gently smoothed her hair, and exposed her ears again, “Don’t block it, I really think it looks good.”

“Then I won’t show it to anyone else, only you.” Fat Bing said suddenly.

Bai Xingjian suddenly paused. What this sister said was really serious.

Even the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous with these words.

This time, Bai Xingjian was not sure whether it was her skill in flirting with men or whether it was something she really felt…

“The ticket is four euros, a good deal!”

Standing at the entrance of a museum, Bai Xingjian gave his own evaluation.

He thought it was very pertinent.

For four euros, you can’t suffer a loss or be cheated.

It can not only increase knowledge, but also broaden horizons and operations.

Where can I find a good deal here?

There is no shop like this in this village!

But Pang Bing on the side was coy and didn’t have the aura of a female star at all. Isn’t it just four euros? So why do you feel so distressed? It costs thousands of euros to buy a bag~ Forget it, Bai Xingjian patted her chest and said, Brother, please do it!

Fat Bing: This is not a question of money.
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This museum is a facade that is very easy to miss. It is hidden in the city and hidden in the weirdness.

The signboard is a row of large purple characters, and the color is like an ordinary cake shop.

There are no dim lights or deliberate attempts to create a sense of mystery and unknown.

It even looks like an elegant little residence in a small European town. There is a beautiful sign at the entrance with Arabic numerals printed on it: Admission fee is 4 euros.

Well, they were standing in front of a very famous museum in Amsterdam.

Museum of Sex.

“I’m shy…”

Bai Xingjian just looked at Pang Bingcao’s pretentiousness and held her hand, “Just go in and take a look. You’re here.”

We have come, it is not easy, we are all friends, we are children, everyone has died, we are celebrating the New Year…

This kind of reason commonly used by Chinese people, how can I put it, is not generally easy to use.

Really, whoever uses it knows!

Pang Bing seemed to be convinced by these words, and finally stopped being coy, and just got closer to Bai Xingjian.

It’s as if there is some kind of man-eating monster hidden in this museum.

As shy as an eighteen-year-old girl.

Fat Bing: Actually, she is just a 24-year-old girl. Don’t really think of her as a 34-year-old mature big sister!

She just looks more mature in appearance and behavior.

Feign hesitated for a while, and then entered with 120,000 curiosity.

By this time, it was getting dark and the museum was sparsely crowded. It was a suitable time for exploration and discovery.

After saying hello to the “Venus” on the first floor, the tour began.

The museum has three floors. The first floor is a short corridor and two small halls, and then there are the second and third floors that go up with the spiral staircase.

First, we came to the second floor. The stairs were also filled with all kinds of erotic art paintings.

In the corridor on the second floor, a huge Gil more than two meters high is particularly eye-catching…hiss~ This is a horse.

Fat Bing almost shrank behind Bai Xingjian now.

But, she was still peeking.

For girls, it is standard to cover their eyes, but how wide they open their fingers depends on their mood. They dare not look at it because they are shy.

On the other hand, some Western girls happily took photos in front of this thing.

The second part enters the sound and light stereoscopic collection area.

Various dynamic exhibits produced using sound, light, and electrical technologies are the characteristics of this museum.

The first person to greet them was Mary Company. Monroe, many sex museums have her statues. It seems that the status of a world-class porn star is extraordinary.

When you first look at her, she gives you a meaningful smile, and her posture is somewhat dignified. In the blink of an eye, her skirt becomes flying and begins to reveal…

Bai Xingjian’s impressions after walking around: Human beings are curious about their own bodies and explore their potentials.

Erotic pictures that exist on ceramics, books, and films have also been enlarged into three-dimensional sculptures, models, and various impactful exhibits.

Almost all visitors who enter are tacitly aware of this.

As far as the eye can see, we are facing the recovery and awakening of the spiritual body.

The persistence of lines, the exploration of forms, and even beyond-the-normal intersections, this museum tries its best to cover every aspect.

So here comes the question, four euros…is it a good deal or not?

This museum is so small that I finished it after wandering around for a while.

I really feel that there is something unfinished!

After coming out, Pang Bing suppressed her blush and pushed Bai Xingjian gently, “How could anyone bring a girl to see these?” Bai Xingjian was a little surprised, “There were quite a few couples here just now, right? …” Fat Bing paused, “But we are not yet~”

However, she didn’t seem to want Bai Xingjian to answer this sentence, and immediately said, “Boys who are too impatient will be hated by girls.” Bai Xingjian: Ah, yes, yes!

He smiled and said nothing, but also cooperated with Fat Bing, scratching his head as if he was embarrassed. “Then, let’s go shopping somewhere else?”

“Yeah~”

Well, then the two of them went to the red light district.

There’s no way around it. The sex museum is right next to the red light district. It’s such a reasonable setting!

As night falls, the red light district lights up on time.

In the peach-pink display window, expensive girls began to solicit business.

Long legs in stockings, enchanting and arrogant, everything is so obvious.

Liu Xiahui, who was still pregnant, faced difficulties in life.

It is said that many churches were built nearby for the purpose of confession afterwards.

Good guy, there is even a confession service afterwards… This industry chain is really amazing~ Speaking of which, Bai Xingjian also came up with an idea for them.

It looks like a church on the outside, but there is no priest inside, only nuns.

The nuns wear very modern nun uniforms. After you enter the “church”, a delicate nun will take you to a small exclusive room to “confess”…

What a wonderful idea!

Of course, Europeans should not dare to do this.

But, walking on the street in the red light district, Bai Xingjian, who has always been very popular with girls, failed this time.

Almost every girl in the window did not show his signature smile, but looked defensive and vigilant.

Who asked him to bring such an obvious camera~ Some employees from unknown stores even came to tell Bai Xingjian: Taking pictures is absolutely prohibited here!

Fortunately, Bai Xingjian really didn’t pick up the camera during the whole process. Even the lens was covered with a cover to avoid being knocked out of the street.

broken! One day, his precious camera turned out to be a “barrier” between him and the girls.

Suddenly there was a feeling of “drawing a sword and looking around at a loss”.

No, what about his friendly aura? Where did he die?

This scene actually made Pang Bing giggle.

“What are you laughing at~”

“Of course I’m laughing at you. The dignified designer Bai is rejected by girls.”

“As long as you don’t dislike me.”

These words made Pang Bing snort, “Sweet mouth.”

“Want to try it?”

“Oops!” Pang Bing reached out and pinched Bai Xingjian’s ears, “Teasing me?”

Unexpectedly, Bai Xingjian hugged her waist at this time.

Logically speaking, the next step should be to go directly to A. If she has no intention of resisting, this session can last for ten or eight minutes, absolutely no problem.

But Bai Xingjian did not do this.

After hugging him, he froze as if he didn’t know what to do next.

After Pang Bing’s inner chaos, he also discovered something was wrong with him.

Huh? !

She got it!

Are you actually shy? !

Hugging her gave me courage.

And if you don’t proceed with the next operation, you have run out of courage…

Hmm…cute!

How about your sister teaching you?

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Today’s third 5,000 words.


Entertainment: Damimi called the police to arrest me at the beginning

Entertainment: Damimi called the police to arrest me at the beginning

娱乐:开局大蜜蜜报警抓我
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2023 Native Language: chinesse
"Your legs..." "It's long, white and thin, come and touch it?" "No, please respect my profession, I am a photographer... let's change it~" Traveling through the parallel world, Bai Xingjian obtained the photography system. Taking photos and getting treasure boxes, his happiness is very simple. Press the shutter and record every beautiful moment with the lens. Bai Xingjian: Don’t call me Lao Sepi. First of all, I am not old. Secondly, I appreciate inner beauty more than appearance. Others: How do you know if she is beautiful on the inside? Bai Xingjian: I’ve seen it, and I’ve even taken photos of her. She’s so beautiful “on the inside”! Yang Mi: He is the police uncle!

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